Growing up the son of a director has made me very aware of the various turns that a directing career can take.… — Jason Reitman Copy Share Image
My joke is that my father was a minister and my mother was an English teacher, so I'm trained to see the… — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
“There is a somewhat time-worn joke about people taking up library work because they like to read : the joke consisting of… — Mary Virginia Provines Copy Share Image
“It was late when father and the Duke tracked me down feigning surprise that I was in the usual place every time… — Shattered Roses E L Parfitt Copy Share Image
I thought that everyone would just think I was a bit of a joke as a writer. — Georgia Toffolo Copy Share Image
I always joke about how I get excited to go to the grocery store without permission. — Megan Phelps-Roper Copy Share Image
The whole westward expansion myth is seen as romantic. But it's a joke, a blot on American history. — Frank Waters Copy Share Image
I always joke that I need to keep the Vandals in my back pocket for punk rock cred while I work with… — Josh Freese Copy Share Image
“Looking but not seeing is the hearing but not understanding of the eye.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I tell stories. Because I believe you can do things that joke tellers can't do, and that is, bring your audience along. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I joke that I've always had this sort of insatiable 'big sis' complex - which is odd given that I am the… — Elaine Welteroth Copy Share Image
I sometimes joke that I can take personal responsibility for saving one million human relationships. — Jaan Tallinn Copy Share Image
“Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“There was once a man named Joe... Joe was insecure because he had no ears. Joe couldn’t hear a goddamn peep. And… — David Michael Miller Copy Share Image
“Unrequited love is a billion times less intolerable than unrequited hate.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
The Nobel Peace Prize has always been a joke - albeit a grim one. Alfred Bernhard Nobel famously invented dynamite and felt… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Looking back at my school reports, I start off as quite a swotty kid, and then when I get to 12 or… — Lee Mack Copy Share Image
Comedy, in my opinion, is best when it's in the gray, and you're kind of pushing people's thoughts that they sort of… — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
With the stand-up comic on TV, whether it's Seinfeld or Cosby or Roseanne, more important than their knowledge of how to tell… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
A source of embarrassment for Libyans, Gadhafi has never been a joke: disappearances, a police state, zero freedom of expression, and poverty… — Mona Eltahawy Copy Share Image
What 'SNL' taught me that was useful on 'The Watch' was, only put in bad words if they can get a laugh… — Akiva Schaffer Copy Share Image
Being on 'The Office' prepared me for drama. Comedy got me ready, but once you get down to it, they're two sides… — Craig Robinson Copy Share Image
I know that I'll joke around to the last minute I get in the car. But once the helmet's on - it's… — Daniel Ricciardo Copy Share Image
