“Marketing is so powerful that it can make even an extremely untalented musician a one-hundred-hits wonder.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Never laughing too loudly in a restaurant no matter how good the joke. — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
When I tell a joke, I don't think about who's listening to it. I tell the jokes I think are funny. — Lee Mack Copy Share Image
Humor is when the joke's on you but hits the other fellow first -- before it boomerangs. — Langston Hughes Copy Share Image
I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes. — Carol Burnett Copy Share Image
We joke a lot about how, in Hollywood, the writer is one step below the doormat. That's not self-loathing. That's true! — Robert Ben Garant Copy Share Image
I joke about it being a millstone, but it never hurts to have a name that sticks out. — Zephyr Teachout Copy Share Image
I don't even know why people joke about self-harm.. Its not even funny.. Since when was cutting,burning, scatching, scraping and so on… — Jasmine Laura Copy Share Image
What I joke about is that you can know who you're playing against before the game, and then, at 60 minutes, when… — Ben White Copy Share Image
Even as a child, I would get film offers, and all my friends would tease me saying, 'You will also be an… — Tiger Shroff Copy Share Image
“Hush, Harry. Or you'll go to the special hell." I blinked at that, confused. I'm not supposed to be the guy who… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
I sometimes joke - but the joke is not so wrong - that after my time in East Germany, I could either… — Jan Vogler Copy Share Image
What do we care, if the world is a joke? We'll give it a big kiss, we'll give it a poke. Death… — Elvis Costello Copy Share Image
A lot of times I'll make films that are mostly character-driven films - stories that involve people. Like, I make the joke:… — Rob Reiner Copy Share Image
Any comedic-type person will tell you there's no greater high in the world than someone to laugh at a joke or tell… — Randy Rainbow Copy Share Image
My specialty at 'SNL' was doing triage. There was always a great need for someone to say, 'Make this funnier. Give me… — Paula Pell Copy Share Image
There are definitely evergreen things that I'll always find funny. But in general, whenever I fall in love with something or find… — Ayo Edebiri Copy Share Image
To show that a comedian on stage in India talking about sanitation or in South Africa talking about HIV and AIDS awareness,… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
The quality of life of European cities and towns of almost any size make life in America look not just like a… — James Howard Kunstler Copy Share Image
I'm like a bumper car. When I did an infomercial I was fodder for every TV comedy show. I couldn't get a… — Cher Copy Share Image
“Detective Maxwell?” Kathy said. “Why so formal? His name’s Jack isn’t it? Jack and Jill. You two were obviously meant for one… — Adele Abbott Copy Share Image
“Is that how tall you are without those ridiculous shoes?' he said derisively. I think I was born bigger than that.' 'I… — Josephine Angelini Copy Share Image
My mum had four kids on her own, so if I had one kid with one nanny and not a full-time job,… — Abbey Clancy Copy Share Image
It was funny to hear that I'd slapped Bieber. I thought it was a joke. Then it blew up. I probably got… — Blake Griffin Copy Share Image
I loved the idea that I could write a joke and someone else would have to take the risk of performing it. — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
“Don't worry, I won't bite. Well, at least not in the way you're afraid of." He chuckled at his own joke. -… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“Joke: What did the seahorse say when the sand dollar landed on his back in the rip current? "Hi-yo Silver! Swim-away!" :)” — Heather Wolf Copy Share Image
What I love is getting a new joke, or a premise like a sketch idea or a movie idea. That's the best… — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
I joke that DIY is my therapy, but it really is, it's my way of relaxing. — Andi Dorfman Copy Share Image
I would tell you a joke about Chris Brown and Rihanna but you'd never get the punch line .-. — Lyndon Renison Swasey Jr Copy Share Image
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Somebody would think I was trying to get favored treatment because my ancestors had the name Moon. And that's a joke. — Buzz Aldrin Copy Share Image
I don't care if I offend any gays. If you can take a dick, you can take a joke. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“What’s that old joke? “A friend helps you move; a real friend helps you move a body.” — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
The most profound indication of social malignancy ... no sense of humor. None of the monoliths could take a joke. — Edward Albee Copy Share Image
If life is merely a joke, the question still remains: for whose amusement? No one knows what he can do till he… — Publilius Syrus Copy Share Image
