I know what it's like to meet someone you admire and have them be a complete jerk. — Nicolas Cage Copy Share Image
People always say, "When did you know you were funny?" They don't mean that in a bad way - this already makes… — Rob Huebel Copy Share Image
There are a lot of things about having money that are perceived to be cool but that aren't. Maybe if you're a… — Nolan Bushnell Copy Share Image
“Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I think that it is real important for someone to be really honest and open emotionally. I'm really an emotional person. If… — Molly Ringwald Copy Share Image
Like a jerk, I went to a nutritionist and I ate the most repulsive, awful things. I didn't allow myself to eat… — Sally Field Copy Share Image
Technology, including Zaadz, will allow us to evade the jerks far more than we could before. The technology-based social responsibility movement, broadly… — Michael Strong Copy Share Image
Tired of trying to sort them out, you relax for a second, then your head drops and you sit up with a… — Amy Johnson Copy Share Image
On November 7, 2006, Cafferty called Donald Rumsfeld "an obnoxious jerk and war criminal". — Jack Cafferty Copy Share Image
I've been really lucky that I've been exposed to a lot of lovely, talented people who are not jerks and I would… — Mackenzie Davis Copy Share Image
If I was to interrupt this article every few sentences, asking you whether or not I was making a good impression on… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
Revolution is man's normal activity, and if he is wise he will grade it slowly so that it may be almost imperceptible… — Freya Stark Copy Share Image
Don't be a jerk to other comics and don't let the business beat you down, stay positive and if you work your… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
The meanest thing you can do to a girl is pretending you care about her when really you don't even give a… — Julia Klassen Copy Share Image
I'm not a knee-jerk conservative. I passionately believe in free markets and less government, but not to the point of being a… — Rupert Murdoch Copy Share Image
And sometimes it's the very otherness of a stranger, someone who doesn't belong to our ethnic or ideological or religious group, an… — Karen Armstrong Copy Share Image
A man is a king, a king is a ruler. A ruler is 12 inches, still think ur a man? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“These days he was like a zombie, all grim business, just another jerk with an erection.” — Tom Perrotta Copy Share Image
All broken hearts are circumstantial. Every lovelorn jerk is the victim of bad timing, good intentions, and someone else’s poor decision making. — Joshua Ferris Copy Share Image
Most people, when they think of an insult, they keep it to themselves. But you wouldn't believe the things people say on… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
The little people will get even, which is one of a thousand reasons why they are not little people at all. If… — Tom Peters Copy Share Image
