“I jerk my head toward Thomas and immediately curse myself for trying to be a smartass. My head is not healthy enough… — Kendare Blake Copy Share Image
I've been really lucky that I've been exposed to a lot of lovely, talented people who are not jerks and I would… — Mackenzie Davis Copy Share Image
Knee-jerk liberals and all the certified saints of sanctified humanism are quick to condemn this great and much-maligned Transylvanian statesman. — William F. Buckley, Jr Copy Share Image
I will never deny that life isn't fair. It seems as though when a woman leaves a man she is strong and… — Criss Jami Copy Share Image
I almost did the knee-jerk thing of saying Judge Judy is funny to me, but I just don't have the patience for… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
I'll get cast occasionally as sort of the jerk version of myself, and I have fun doing that. But it's really better… — Aaron Sorkin Copy Share Image
Revolution is man's normal activity, and if he is wise he will grade it slowly so that it may be almost imperceptible… — Freya Stark Copy Share Image
“You don’t scare me,” he added. “Oh, but I should.” “I’ll never be scared by a girl.” “Oh so now you’re not… — Ellie A. Gray Copy Share Image
The little people will get even, which is one of a thousand reasons why they are not little people at all. If… — Tom Peters Copy Share Image
“It is my sincere desire that my research and hard work will help create a world where we all learn to walk… — Alexei Maxim Russell Copy Share Image
“Let's suppose that you want to say, "I am a jerk." IN the 18th century, you would have to go around person… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
At least when somebody's suffocating, you can tell: you see their faces turn blue, their lips quiver, their eyes buck, and their… — Kalisha Buckhanon Copy Share Image
You want your sister to lose weight? Tell her to get off the couch, stop eating Twinkies and maybe go out for… — Donnie Darko Copy Share Image
Talk radio around Boston is brutal, and I think that's part of what goes on is that people as they're driving to… — Tom Heinsohn Copy Share Image
Well, if the excitement's over, I think I'll take a bath.' 'Wow. The harsh lifestyle of a succubus. I wish I had… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
We shouldn't knee jerk anything. The Iraqi government a few years back, when they had a chance to sign an agreement that… — Carl Levin Copy Share Image
People always say, "When did you know you were funny?" They don't mean that in a bad way - this already makes… — Rob Huebel Copy Share Image
“The palm of his hand was a dull red. Not a good sign. I jerk off left-handed, he thought, at least that’s… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
As I've gotten older, I've realized that things are a lot more permeable. It's not so black and white: not every journalist… — Kathleen Hanna Copy Share Image
I definitely think the formula to making my character seem sweet is to let him act like a jerk, give him a… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
I just think I have always had a good attitude about everything and never got ahead of myself. No one wants to… — Amy Weber Copy Share Image
If I'd had a great level of success early on, who knows how I would have responded. I might have been a… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
You're a jerk, an asshole, and immature you don't make sense and sometimes, I just want to strangle you, but on top… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
One day she told me that they'd decided that my gender was divvied into two neat piles-Men and Guys. Basically, all the… — Gayle Forman Copy Share Image
I have tons of tunes, maybe 30 tunes that I still think are great, and only because some jerk at a record… — Terry Bozzio Copy Share Image
The word relationship best refers to the connection between parasite and host, or shark and remora. It's a biological term. I'd rather… — Ian Shoales Copy Share Image
I said that liberals think people who live in the middle of the country are a bunch of jerks, and obviously all… — Bernard Goldberg Copy Share Image
Athletes are American princes and the locker room is their castle. Some of them behave in princely fashion, become legitimate heroes to… — Anna Quindlen Copy Share Image
I'm not a knee-jerk conservative. I passionately believe in free markets and less government, but not to the point of being a… — Rupert Murdoch Copy Share Image
Sometimes you are being interviewed by someone and you think, if I knew this person they'd be my best friend. Other times… — Judith Guest Copy Share Image
My dad was a great movie companion. He wouldn't diminish 'The Jerk.' If I liked it, he liked it. He could see… — Noah Baumbach Copy Share Image
I ate too much and masturbated too recently, you know? It's bad to like jerk off and run out the door, 'cause… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
Be respectful to your peers and yourself, of course. Don't be a jerk. But at the same time don't settle for anything… — Christina Grimmie Copy Share Image
Realize the complicated specials of what we call the "inferiority complex." In other words, what, Miss Thing, is so damn special about… — Perry Brass Copy Share Image
The Dauthless have the wierdest slang. Pansycake, Nose...is there a term for The Candor?" "Of course."Uriah grins."Jerks — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I try to stay in line and not be a jerk. I've always been conscious that if I really screw up, people… — Amanda Hearst Copy Share Image
If you have ever liked a boy so much then he asks you out and then he breaks up with you, and… — Author Name Copy Share Image
Halloween's eve is also known as mischief night. Kids are supposed go around playing pranks tonight. That's great, just what teenagers need… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I've made it a point here that I'm not going to knee-jerk react to anything, and especially before [Donald] Trump is inaugurated. — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
People thought he was a jerk because he'd tell them to shut up, ... Really, if you can't see then there is… — Jamie Foxx Copy Share Image