“Sorry to disappoint you. He's not evil. He's just a jerk. Sometimes it's a fine line.” — Kami Garcia, Margaret Stohl Copy Share Image
“A jerk, a creep or an asshole in a wheelchair, is still a jerk, a creep or an Asshole.” — Michael Kroft Copy Share Image
If you date, you will meet your share of weirdos and jerks. That is as sure as death and taxes. — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
I hope I'm an integrous person who cleans up their messes when I've been a jerk. — Bonnie Raitt Copy Share Image
I'm rejected it might leave my back broken. Now tell me if you can jerk in slow motion — Audio Push Copy Share Image
The Worst part of acting like a jerk isn't when you're doing it. Its when you realize you were. — Pete Wentz Copy Share Image
You know, you've got fans and 99.9 percent of them are great-and .1 percent are jerks. — Metta World Peace Copy Share Image
Having been bullied growing up, it's something that's really near and dear to my heart. You probably won't have many friends on… — Evan Spiegel Copy Share Image
I must of woke up this morning with a bug up my ass, I think I'll just haul off and belt the… — Todd Rundgren Copy Share Image
There are 5,000 great people for every jerk on Usenet. But that still is a lot of jerks. Proceed with caution and… — Don Rittner Copy Share Image
“He was a jerk. A jerk with a nice butt and a rip in his jeans that strategically showed an inch of… — Megan Erickson Copy Share Image
For one moment I thought you were the you, but then I saw how big of a jerk you really were ,… — Kelsey Dumont Copy Share Image
Some jerk infected the Internet with an outright lie. It shows how easy it is to do and how credulous people are. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Jerk equals narcissist.Narcissists tend to be risk takers. Risk takers happen to do better in general in businesses. So jerk equals narcissist,… — Eric Bolling Copy Share Image
It's like, if you sign a guy you know is a punk and a jerk, you can't complain like, 'Hey, the punk… — Dave Portnoy Copy Share Image
My friends all tell me hes not worth it, he's a jerk, he doesn't care about you, get over it, you have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Important days don't look like anything special when they start. Invariably, the sun rises and people wake up. Coffee is swilled and… — Josh Lieb Copy Share Image
I get more out of life just being myself, by just being a human being. Not by being a rock star, not… — Billy Corgan Copy Share Image
In the history of the world many souls have been, are, and will be, and with a little reflection this is marvelous… — Saul Bellow Copy Share Image
It's too difficult to convey tone in electronic communication. And we can solve this my friends. All we need is some new… — Arj Barker Copy Share Image
I'd really rather that nobody had a gun, and then nobody would have to worry about it. That would be more my… — Ethan Hawke Copy Share Image
Jean-Pierre Melville is a favorite filmmaker of mine, I love the Hollywood New Wave, but that genre is made of films about… — Kelly Reichardt Copy Share Image
Kiefer Sutherland is a crazy jerk on '24,' but you love him because he gets the job done. And I think that… — Paul Scheer Copy Share Image
“These days he was like a zombie, all grim business, just another jerk with an erection.” — Tom Perrotta Copy Share Image
Sure it's bad when someone is a Jerk to you... But things could be worse... You could be that Jerk... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I look back on my knee-jerk reactions now, I realize I should have just taken a breath. — Fred Durst Copy Share Image
Hey, I can be a jerk to people I haven't slept with. I am that good. — Dr Gregory House Copy Share Image
It's disappointing when you finally get to meet someone you admire and he conducts himself as a jerk. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
“Sunrises and sunsets are real jerks about putting things in perspective.” — Josh Lieb Copy Share Image
On November 7, 2006, Cafferty called Donald Rumsfeld "an obnoxious jerk and war criminal". — Jack Cafferty Copy Share Image
“Because when a guy's a jerk or an asshole, it's easier because you know exactly where you stand.” — David Levithan Copy Share Image
All magic is 'Here’s a quarter, now it’s gone. You’re a jerk. Now it’s back. You’re an idiot. Show’s over.' — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I don't like characters that are left being jerks at the end of the movie. — Jeremy London Copy Share Image
Boy: I'm a gangstah! Me: Aha no. You're a jerk who doesn't know what a belt is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Stacy: God, you're an idiot! House: I like to think of myself as more of a jerk. — House MD Copy Share Image
It's about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing there like jerks! — Homer Copy Share Image
Your ex is a jerk and he obviously doesnt deserve you or anyone else...stay strong. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
