Steve McQueen without hair? It's a blessing he died young. — Dr Gregory House Steve Mcqueen Copy Share Image
You think I have a hypocritical attitude to hypocrisy? The problem is there are 26 letters in the alphabet, and he only… — Dr Gregory House Patience Copy Share Image
I don't ask why patients lie. I just assume they all do. — Dr Gregory House Patience Copy Share Image
I'm sorry, but the fact that the sexual pleasure center of your cerebral cortex has been over-stimulated by spirochetes is a poor… — Dr Gregory House Hard way Copy Share Image
Why is one simpler than two? It's lower, it's lonelier, but is it simpler? Each one of these conditions is about a… — Dr Gregory House Copy Share Image
Hey, I can be a jerk to people I haven't slept with. I am that good. — Dr Gregory House Copy Share Image
Listen, I saved his life. That means I get credit for every life he saves from here on out. — Dr Gregory House Life Copy Share Image
What would you prefer - a doctor who holds your hand while you die or one who ignores you while you get… — Dr Gregory House Medicine Copy Share Image
Every minute that we refuse to love one another, another puppy cries another tear. — Dr Gregory House Dogs Copy Share Image
Technical term is narcissism. You can't believe everything is your fault unless you also believe you're all powerful. — Dr Gregory House Copy Share Image
Hello, sick people and their loved ones! In the interest of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chitchat later, I'm… — Dr Gregory House Loved ones Copy Share Image
He thought he was dying. Dying people lie, too. Wish they'd worked less, they'd been nicer, they'd opened orphanages for kittens. If… — Dr Gregory House Death Copy Share Image
Gimme a reason to get out of this, and I'll tell you who started the rumor about you being a transsexual. — Dr Gregory House Copy Share Image
I've been a doctor for years why do I have to keep assuring people I know what I'm doing? — Dr Gregory House Copy Share Image
Bizarre is good! Common has hundreds of explanations. Bizarre has hardly any. — Dr Gregory House Copy Share Image
You're not happy unless things are just right. Which means two things: you're a good boss, and you'll never be happy. — Dr Gregory House Good boss Copy Share Image
The good news is he won't be bitching about losing his hand if he can't breathe. — Dr Gregory House Good news Copy Share Image
So you're saying I'm not allowed to have oral sex with an intern either? — Dr Gregory House Oral Sex Copy Share Image
You've lost perspective, Cuddy. You've stopped looking at this as a doctor. You're acting like someone who shoved somebody off their roof.… — Dr Gregory House Medicine Copy Share Image
The reality is irrelevant. [House looks into the clinic and sees Cecelia sitting there.] I'll prove it. People who know me see… — Dr Gregory House Copy Share Image
You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to… — Dr Gregory House Faith Copy Share Image
She has God inside her. It would have been easier to deal with a tumor. — Dr Gregory House Copy Share Image
I am extremely disappointed. I send you out for exciting new designer drugs and you come back with tomato sauce. — Dr Gregory House Copy Share Image
No, there is not a thin line between love and hate. There is, in fact, a Great Wall of China with armed… — Dr Gregory House Love Copy Share Image
