Quote by Dr Gregory House Download Open image “Hey, I can be a jerk to people I haven't slept with. I am that good.” — Dr Gregory House ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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You think I have a hypocritical attitude to hypocrisy? The problem is there are 26 letters in the alphabet, and he only uses two… — Dr Gregory House Copy Share Image
I'm sorry, but the fact that the sexual pleasure center of your cerebral cortex has been over-stimulated by spirochetes is a poor basis for… — Dr Gregory House Copy Share Image
Why is one simpler than two? It's lower, it's lonelier, but is it simpler? Each one of these conditions is about a thousand to… — Dr Gregory House Copy Share Image
Listen, I saved his life. That means I get credit for every life he saves from here on out. — Dr Gregory House Copy Share Image
What would you prefer - a doctor who holds your hand while you die or one who ignores you while you get better? I… — Dr Gregory House Copy Share Image
Every minute that we refuse to love one another, another puppy cries another tear. — Dr Gregory House Copy Share Image
Technical term is narcissism. You can't believe everything is your fault unless you also believe you're all powerful. — Dr Gregory House Copy Share Image
Hello, sick people and their loved ones! In the interest of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chitchat later, I'm Doctor Gregory… — Dr Gregory House Copy Share Image
He thought he was dying. Dying people lie, too. Wish they'd worked less, they'd been nicer, they'd opened orphanages for kittens. If you really… — Dr Gregory House Copy Share Image
Gimme a reason to get out of this, and I'll tell you who started the rumor about you being a transsexual. — Dr Gregory House Copy Share Image