For every 10 good things, there's always some jerk that wants to say something bad. — Devon Sawa Copy Share Image
Piccolo! You big jerk! I take back all the nice things I said about you! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Guys are like roller-coasters¦everytime you recover from the last one theres another JERK. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
True success is figuring out your life and career so you never have to be around jerks. — John Waters Copy Share Image
“Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
How do you keep people from jerking your chain? Don't give your chain to jerks! — Bill Crawford Copy Share Image
“Sometimes it is very useful to have a reputation for being a reclusive, amoral jerk.” — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
It's definitely fun to play something you're not, which is always a good time. Who doesn't want to get to act like… — Rob Riggle Copy Share Image
Like a jerk, I went to a nutritionist and I ate the most repulsive, awful things. I didn't allow myself to eat… — Sally Field Copy Share Image
Most of my stuff before CSI was kind of the jerk boyfriend, so I thought this was one of those deals, where… — George Eads Copy Share Image
Stress is the confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Most people, when they think of an insult, they keep it to themselves. But you wouldn't believe the things people say on… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
If I'm going to follow a god, why would I want to follow a god of my creation? That would be an… — Willie Aames Copy Share Image
Having been bullied growing up, it's something that's really near and dear to my heart. You probably won't have many friends on… — Evan Spiegel Copy Share Image
I must of woke up this morning with a bug up my ass, I think I'll just haul off and belt the… — Todd Rundgren Copy Share Image
My friends all tell me hes not worth it, he's a jerk, he doesn't care about you, get over it, you have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Important days don't look like anything special when they start. Invariably, the sun rises and people wake up. Coffee is swilled and… — Josh Lieb Copy Share Image
It's too difficult to convey tone in electronic communication. And we can solve this my friends. All we need is some new… — Arj Barker Copy Share Image
I'd really rather that nobody had a gun, and then nobody would have to worry about it. That would be more my… — Ethan Hawke Copy Share Image
Jean-Pierre Melville is a favorite filmmaker of mine, I love the Hollywood New Wave, but that genre is made of films about… — Kelly Reichardt Copy Share Image
The little people will get even, which is one of a thousand reasons why they are not little people at all. If… — Tom Peters Copy Share Image
“It is my sincere desire that my research and hard work will help create a world where we all learn to walk… — Alexei Maxim Russell Copy Share Image
“Let's suppose that you want to say, "I am a jerk." IN the 18th century, you would have to go around person… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
A jerk will keep hurting you then apologize to keep you from leaving them, and then do it all over again — Sonya Parker Copy Share Image
I know Kanye a jerk how could you say that? He rolled me and my mom around in his Maybach. — Big Sean Copy Share Image
I could be a jerk and get a lot more publicity, but that's not who I am. — Pete Sampras Copy Share Image
“Sorry to disappoint you. He's not evil. He's just a jerk. Sometimes it's a fine line.” — Kami Garcia, Margaret Stohl Copy Share Image
If you date, you will meet your share of weirdos and jerks. That is as sure as death and taxes. — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
I hope I'm an integrous person who cleans up their messes when I've been a jerk. — Bonnie Raitt Copy Share Image
I'm rejected it might leave my back broken. Now tell me if you can jerk in slow motion — Audio Push Copy Share Image
You know, you've got fans and 99.9 percent of them are great-and .1 percent are jerks. — Metta World Peace Copy Share Image
“These days he was like a zombie, all grim business, just another jerk with an erection.” — Tom Perrotta Copy Share Image
Sure it's bad when someone is a Jerk to you... But things could be worse... You could be that Jerk... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
