Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring asshole and proud of it. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
There's something about a guy who admits he's a jerk that makes him forgiveable. — Lisa McMann Copy Share Image
I was 23 with a mullet doing lots of jerk-off material.I can't look at the old tapes now. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
There are two things I know about life... Only the good die young but the real jerks will live forever. — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
I'm not a jerk, but when it comes to football and winning, I'm all-in for that. — Leonard Fournette Copy Share Image
There are jerks all over Washington. Life is short; being a jerk is just unnecessary. — Mona Sutphen Copy Share Image
They say love thy neighbor as thy self , what am I supposed to do jerk him off too? — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Johnny Rotten. He's a big fan of mine. I used to see him out in the audience in England and he'd stand… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A person with grace is somebody who's socially graceful or is a classy person, but sometimes you just feel the opposite of… — Matt Berninger Copy Share Image
I feel sad that we have allowed these knee-jerk feminists who want to act like it's a struggle against men...but again that's… — Bell Hooks Copy Share Image
Last, but not least -- in fact, this is most important -- you need a happy ending. However, if you can create… — Satyajit Ray Copy Share Image
You say that I'm a jerk and that's why I have no friends and all that crap. Explain to me why I… — Guardian Copy Share Image
I want to give you back your first kiss, the one that jerk stole from you. And I want it to be… — Shelly Crane Copy Share Image
People love my collard greens. They love my macaroni and cheese. They love the gumbo. They love my Jamaican jerk or my… — Tamala Jones Copy Share Image
Success is not about money and power. Real success is about relationships. There's no point in making $50 million a year if… — Christopher Reeve Copy Share Image
Sean settles swiftly behind me, and I'm startled by the sudden closeness of him, my back suddenly warm against his chest, the… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
Sometimes you walk into things, that, if you were paying attention, vibrationally, you would know right from the beginning that it wasn't… — Esther Hicks Copy Share Image
“I don’t want to find the Fountain of Youth, because I’m searching for the Fountain of Wisdom. The last time I thought… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“...in a certain sense, it's harder for men to say no to sex than it is for women. When a woman says… — Adelle Waldman Copy Share Image
The last thing I want to turn into is a fat Hollywood jerk. I was brought up without much money and I… — Leonardo DiCaprio Copy Share Image
Ready comprehension is often a knee-jerk response and the most dangerous form of understanding. It blinks an opaque screen over your ability… — Frank Herbert Copy Share Image
I feel like my own background in improv and doing documentaries makes me really comfortable with a situation where you're letting things… — Seth Gordon Copy Share Image
I'm definitely good. I'm not bad; I'm extremely honest, and I allow no bullshit to pass by my radar. And that will… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
