They say love thy neighbor as thy self , what am I supposed to do jerk him off too? — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“... was after all a rather mature blossom, such as could be plucked from the stem only by a vigorous jerk.” — Henry James Copy Share Image
“If somebody’s a jerk and says something nasty, be a bigger jerk and say something kind and walk away.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Any jerk can have short-term earnings. You squeeze, squeeze, squeeze, and the company sinks five years later. — Jack Welch Copy Share Image
In democracy everyone has the right to be represented, even the jerks. — Chris Patten Copy Share Image
The trick is simply to avoid jerks. There are lots of them out there. Most people are unhappy. — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the… — Kevin Spacey Copy Share Image
You can't go into the office and be a jerk. You can't yell at your kids or your wife or your husband… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
All broken hearts are circumstantial. Every lovelorn jerk is the victim of bad timing, good intentions, and someone else’s poor decision making. — Joshua Ferris Copy Share Image
“I’m not trying to be a jerk here, but you’re the one who’s been hot and cold with me. I wasn’t planning… — Nyrae Dawn Copy Share Image
Music is for people. The word 'pop' is simply short for popular. It means that people like it. I'm just a normal… — Eddie Van Halen Copy Share Image
Don't be a jerk. Try to love everyone. Give more than you take. And do it despite the fact that you only… — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
People are surprised that I'm nice and it helps me out a little bit; it's easy to be nice when everyone thinks… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I interviewed Johnny Knoxville once. I was kind of scared to interview him because I thought he might be a real jerk,… — Rachel Perry Copy Share Image
“One farmer says to me, 'You cannot live on vegetable food solely, for it furnishes nothing to make bones with;' and so… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
All too frequently, the knee jerk reaction to tragedies by the media and chattering class is to move to restrict our rights...… — Dave Brat Copy Share Image
I don't have the slightest interest in gold. I like understanding what works and what doesn't in human systems. To me that's… — Charlie Munger Copy Share Image
Technology, including Zaadz, will allow us to evade the jerks far more than we could before. The technology-based social responsibility movement, broadly… — Michael Strong Copy Share Image
Writers are funny about reviews: when they get a good one they ignore it-- but when they get a bad review they… — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
Was it possible I'd labeled him incorrectly? Shallow jocksdidn't overcome adversity and accomplish the things Leif had. I'd labeled him, not even… — Abbi Glines Copy Share Image
The student's job is to stay open-minded, to quell the knee-jerk defensiveness we all possess in the face of suggestions for improvement,… — Renee Fleming Copy Share Image
I use are provisional terms, and they usually put any proper nouns in critical distance. I'm in a tradition of people who… — Vijay Iyer Copy Share Image
I think you need a concrete, real-world metaphor to talk about inner life without feeling like a jerk. — Tift Merritt Copy Share Image
As soon as you start preaching, nobody wants to hear you because then you're a jerk. — Neil Young Copy Share Image
My instincts for asking questions is to press but not to be a jerk about it. — John Dickerson Copy Share Image
A jerk on a motorcycle is equal to a leaf, because I find it beautiful when these things fall. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
“Dealing with Dillan being a jerk can mess up any saint on a good day. And you know I’m no saint.” — Kate Evangelista Copy Share Image
Diplomacy is unfashionable in the world of knee-jerk reaction and the dogmatic sound bite on television. — Douglas Hurd Copy Share Image
I'm not sure I'm okay with 2 guys gettin' married, but I don't wanna be a jerk about it. — Lizz Winstead Copy Share Image
Even the jerks earn some of our affection. We can be glad they're gone and yet still mourn the good parts. — Shannon Hale Copy Share Image
People seem to think that you should be willing to speak to them whether they're jerks or not. — Martha Plimpton Copy Share Image
Some people have a way about them that seems to say: If I have only one life to live, let me live… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
