I get more out of life just being myself, by just being a human being. Not by being a rock star, not… — Billy Corgan Copy Share Image
I've made it a point here that I'm not going to knee-jerk react to anything, and especially before [Donald] Trump is inaugurated. — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
The Internet seems like a safe house for the opposite mentality, for cynics and for jerks and for people who want to… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I had a parakeet that used to fly around the house and crash into these huge mirrors my mother put in. Ever… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
Every day when I get home from work, I feel so frustrated, my boss is a jerk. — Todd Rundgren Copy Share Image
Most people assume the fights are going to be the left versus the right, but it always is the reasonable versus the… — Jimmy Wales Copy Share Image
Don't accept less than what it is that you know that you want. Don't allow someone to be a jerk. Don't allow… — Kimora Lee Simmons Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to play a soldier and I'd never taken on a character where I'm the happy-go-lucky protagonist. I've played a… — Jesse McCartney Copy Share Image
There are 5,000 great people for every jerk on Usenet. But that still is a lot of jerks. Proceed with caution and… — Don Rittner Copy Share Image
I think tobacco and alcohol warnings are too general. They should be more to the point: 'People who smoke will eventually cough… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Well, Pa, a woman can change better than a man. A man lives, sort of, well, in jerks. A baby's born or… — Nunnally Johnson Copy Share Image
I think I'm a mama's boy who wanted to be a hockey player, who failed, and had to become a singer. I… — Michael Buble Copy Share Image
The Worst part of acting like a jerk isn't when you're doing it. Its when you realize you were. — Pete Wentz Copy Share Image
In the history of the world many souls have been, are, and will be, and with a little reflection this is marvelous… — Saul Bellow Copy Share Image
Realize the complicated specials of what we call the "inferiority complex." In other words, what, Miss Thing, is so damn special about… — Perry Brass Copy Share Image
I don't think I am very easy to work for because everything has to be just right or we don't put it… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
Kiefer Sutherland is a crazy jerk on '24,' but you love him because he gets the job done. And I think that… — Paul Scheer Copy Share Image
As far as criticism, I don't mind critics. I mean, I wrote for 'Rolling Stone' for a hot minute. I like criticism.… — Patrick Stump Copy Share Image
The fact is that this conversation is going on at every level at every age, we're all going, "God, what a jerk… — Bonnie Raitt Copy Share Image
Maybe I am a jerk sometimes. Maybe I'm not. I think most people are kind of a jerk once in a while. — Ryan Adams Copy Share Image
The number of nuclear bombs on the planet today - the sheer quantity of weapons of mass destruction in the possession of… — Marianne Williamson Copy Share Image
I almost did the knee-jerk thing of saying Judge Judy is funny to me, but I just don't have the patience for… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee- pad conservative.... — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
I'll never make another Hardy picture . . . I'm fed up with these dopey, insipid parts. How long can a guy… — Mickey Rooney Copy Share Image
I don't mind if somebody comes up to me and shakes my hand, but if I'm in the middle of a restaurant… — Macaulay Culkin Copy Share Image
