I am always the 'good guy,' and I take on the idiotic jerks of the nation. — Wally George Copy Share Image
If a guy is over 25 percent jerk, he's in trouble. And Henry was 95 percent. — Lee Iacocca Copy Share Image
I do what I do for the people who believe in me, not for the jerks who don't. — Terry Fox Copy Share Image
“There is some blogging jerk out there who feels he can generalize his way to validity.” — Neil Young Copy Share Image
It's tough being an actor making music, because even I have a knee-jerk reaction to that. — John Hawkes Copy Share Image
Isnt it funny, how the sweetest guy in the world can turn into the biggest jerk. — Dev Copy Share Image
I have a big ego, and I'm a confident person, but when it comes down to being a jerk, that doesn't work… — Harry Connick, Jr Copy Share Image
I want to be a jerk like the rest of my friends, and have fun, and not care about the consequences, but… — Leonardo DiCaprio Copy Share Image
Sometimes people change their minds, sometimes they meet someone else, sometimes they get sober, and sometimes he was just a jerk who… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
“You betcha. If I get to punch a manic, lanky jerk in the face, my night will be complete.” I gave her… — Alexandra Martin Copy Share Image
Most people assume the fights are going to be the left versus the right, but it always is the reasonable versus the… — Jimmy Wales Copy Share Image
Ok, I just say thanks and my chain. They try to grab it wanna copy the jerk, go ahead, you can have… — Audio Push Copy Share Image
I do blow all night. Monkey jerk me off while I watch Stu make fuck with lady-boy. -Mr. Chow — The Hangover 2 Copy Share Image
“I tried to jerk my hand down to touch my dick only to remember they were bound. “Oh God, I fucking hate… — Megan Erickson Copy Share Image
He lifted the arm covering his eyes and turned his head to glare at her. "I knew you were trouble the first… — Linda Howard Copy Share Image
To keep it simple you run your gym like you run your house. Keep it clean and in good running order. No… — Joe Gold Copy Share Image
Wouldn't it have been weird to go to high school with the Pope? You know, somebody did, someone's sitting at home, watching… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I think that everybody in the world, whatever colour or creed, has a jerk like JR in his or her family somewhere.… — Larry Hagman Copy Share Image
When I'm on stage, and when I'm comfortable or uncomfortable, I have sort of a knee-jerk reaction to try to make people… — Jenny Slate Copy Share Image
I think I was drawn to comedy originally because when I was really young, by the time I was eight I had… — Emma Stone Copy Share Image
I think tobacco and alcohol warnings are too general. They should be more to the point: 'People who smoke will eventually cough… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I gave her a smile that I hoped conveyed something like: Hey, you know I’m on your side. Gods are such jerks!… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Suppose hypothetically that one out of every 200 people or so is a jerk. In today's world these jerks will discover that… — Michael Strong Copy Share Image
I love the sound of a brand-new bottle of coke when you pry the lid off and it starts to fizz. Whenever… — Gary D. Schmidt Copy Share Image
Australians and New Zealanders don't talk about Gallipoli in terms of invasion. I started talking about it and using that word and… — Russell Crowe Copy Share Image
I didn't have a knee-jerk reaction like some people did to the language and the violence. My stepfather was a history teacher… — Jamie Foxx Copy Share Image
In a sense, sexual harassment lawsuits are just the latest version of the female selection process allowing her to select for men… — Warren Farrell Copy Share Image
“Okay, well Max just wanted his heart to keep beating for the thirty seconds without killing him. "You don't care if people… — Ashlyn Kane;Morgan James Copy Share Image
If you show me that you are a good and REAL person ,without pretending, bulls**tting and trying to be a ''nice person… — Unkown Copy Share Image
I don't think I am very easy to work for because everything has to be just right or we don't put it… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
Thanks for making me feel like I was worth something, then taking it away...jerk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never burn bridges. Today's junior jerk, tomorrow's senior partner. — Sigourney Weaver Copy Share Image
