“He's crying so hard now that he's getting that fat kid in a white t-shirt at a pool look.” — Bratniss Everclean Crying Copy Share Image
“Who are the hot boys? Dish it, sista! Let's rollerblade over to their houses, so you can flirt!” — Bratniss Everclean Copy Share Image
“They were way more interested in learning the alphabet or whatever than they were in learning how to rip a moose in… — Bratniss Everclean Moose Copy Share Image
“Rock-a-bye, Bratniss, in your safe cage, These bars will protect you when mommy's enraged. If she should break through them, Don't have… — Bratniss Everclean Computers Copy Share Image
“Maybe you aren't ready yet. I get it. This is a new situation, you want time to explore it, play with a… — Bratniss Everclean Time Copy Share Image
“We're talking your wife for an eggshell; that brand of jerk.” — Bratniss Everclean Jerk Copy Share Image
“My name is Cinnabon, and I'm here to make you gorgeous, girlfriend.” — Bratniss Everclean Girlfriend Copy Share Image
“Bad Hagridmitch! Bad, bad Hagridmitch! What did I tell you about copyright laws? Do you want to get sued? Is that what… — Bratniss Everclean Copyright law Copy Share Image
“Greta is great, but he's a little...extremely...moody. Take my birthday last year. At the stroke of midnight, he appeared at my door.… — Bratniss Everclean Gale Copy Share Image
