The habits of liberals, their automatic language, their knee-jerk responses to certain issues, deserved the epithets the right wing stuck them with.… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I'll get cast occasionally as sort of the jerk version of myself, and I have fun doing that. But it's really better… — Aaron Sorkin Copy Share Image
I'm not sure I'm okay with 2 guys gettin' married, but I don't wanna be a jerk about it. — Lizz Winstead Copy Share Image
I find that it's almost essential to fall in love with an idea to invest the time it takes to make it… — Seth Godin Copy Share Image
“Sometimes it is very useful to have a reputation for being a reclusive, amoral jerk.” — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
What is it about possessing things? Why do we feel the need to own what we love, and why do we become… — Jeff Melvoin Copy Share Image
I want to give you back your first kiss, the one that jerk stole from you. And I want it to be… — Shelly Crane Copy Share Image
Never burn bridges. Today's junior jerk, tomorrow's senior partner. — Sigourney Weaver Copy Share Image
Listen to the stage manager and get on stage when they tell you to. No one has time for the rock star… — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
All magic is 'Here’s a quarter, now it’s gone. You’re a jerk. Now it’s back. You’re an idiot. Show’s over.' — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I'm such a jerk; it had never occurred to me that when we look at a photo from the front, the eyes… — Julio Cortazar Copy Share Image
Success is not about money and power. Real success is about relationships. There's no point in making $50 million a year if… — Christopher Reeve Copy Share Image
It's definitely fun to play something you're not, which is always a good time. Who doesn't want to get to act like… — Rob Riggle Copy Share Image
It's too difficult to convey tone in electronic communication. And we can solve this my friends. All we need is some new… — Arj Barker Copy Share Image
One question is: Who is the working class today, and how has it changed? Where are we in that? I don't have… — Bill Ayers Copy Share Image
As soon as you start preaching, nobody wants to hear you because then you're a jerk. — Neil Young Copy Share Image
People love my collard greens. They love my macaroni and cheese. They love the gumbo. They love my Jamaican jerk or my… — Tamala Jones Copy Share Image
My dad was a great movie companion. He wouldn't diminish 'The Jerk.' If I liked it, he liked it. He could see… — Noah Baumbach Copy Share Image
Sean settles swiftly behind me, and I'm startled by the sudden closeness of him, my back suddenly warm against his chest, the… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
Well, if the excitement's over, I think I'll take a bath.' 'Wow. The harsh lifestyle of a succubus. I wish I had… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
I don't like characters that are left being jerks at the end of the movie. — Jeremy London Copy Share Image
“People who go broke in a big way never miss any meals. It is the poor jerk who is shy a half… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
At least when somebody's suffocating, you can tell: you see their faces turn blue, their lips quiver, their eyes buck, and their… — Kalisha Buckhanon Copy Share Image
