When I look back on my knee-jerk reactions now, I realize I should have just taken a breath. — Fred Durst Copy Share Image
I feel like my own background in improv and doing documentaries makes me really comfortable with a situation where you're letting things… — Seth Gordon Copy Share Image
I will never deny that life isn't fair. It seems as though when a woman leaves a man she is strong and… — Criss Jami Copy Share Image
I know that I'm definitely not a big big snob, and I know that at the times that I am a diva… — Jackie Evancho Copy Share Image
It's about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing there like jerks! — Homer Copy Share Image
You aim comedy up. If comedy is aimed down, you're a jerk. You laugh at the powerful as a way of bringing… — Haroon Moghul Copy Share Image
I must of woke up this morning with a bug up my ass, I think I'll just haul off and belt the… — Todd Rundgren Copy Share Image
There's something about a guy who admits he's a jerk that makes him forgiveable. — Lisa McMann Copy Share Image
I think something must happen to you when you get into eight grade. Like the Doug Swieteck's Brother Gene switches on and… — Gary D. Schmidt Copy Share Image
For every 10 good things, there's always some jerk that wants to say something bad. — Devon Sawa Copy Share Image
I wish I had more friends, but people are such jerks. If you can just get most people to leave you alone,… — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
Having been bullied growing up, it's something that's really near and dear to my heart. You probably won't have many friends on… — Evan Spiegel Copy Share Image
Knee-Jerk Irony: The tendency to make flippant ironic comments as a reflexive matter of course in everyday conversation. — Douglas Coupland Copy Share Image
They say love thy neighbor as thy self , what am I supposed to do jerk him off too? — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
If your gonna be a jerk to someone else, Remember what goes around comes around. Okay babe. Remember that. Because whenever someone… — Alyssa Zorn Copy Share Image
My father used to say that if a man fools you once, he's a jerk. If he fools you twice, you're a… — Ellen Goodman Copy Share Image
Getting dragged, kicking and screaming out of the ring, begging for mercy from whomever it is that fires me, and never be… — Chris Jericho Copy Share Image
Sometimes you are being interviewed by someone and you think, if I knew this person they'd be my best friend. Other times… — Judith Guest Copy Share Image
In democracy everyone has the right to be represented, even the jerks. — Chris Patten Copy Share Image
As I've gotten older, I've realized that things are a lot more permeable. It's not so black and white: not every journalist… — Kathleen Hanna Copy Share Image
“One farmer says to me, 'You cannot live on vegetable food solely, for it furnishes nothing to make bones with;' and so… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
Television's very much a writer's medium, as it probably should be, but if you're not the writer, then as the performer, you… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
