Money Quote by The Hangover 2

“monkey see, monkey go blow some sh*t up”

— Tank Dempsey

Everybody saying this, everybody doing that. I ain't never been good at monkey see monkey do... are you?

— Gee Linder

Have you ever seen monkey in jail? -Mr. Chow

— The Hangover 2

Tell that gay monkey to leave my shit alone! -Mr. Chow

— The Hangover 2

This is weird, it's time to blow, I just heard the rooster crow. I guess I'll have to spank my monkey.

— ZZ Top

I don't just blow minds, I blow dicks.

— Anonymous

“And I’ve been your monkey ever since. (Vik) Nah. You’re not my monkey, Vik. You’re my bitch. (Devyn) Of course I am. And I’ll…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

Monkey D. Luffy mom =)) bwahahahaha.

— Josiefienn

I'm sorry, I'm not a performing monkey.

— Keith Flint

Show out, show out, show out, all I do is show out. Inhale the kushhh, then I blow out. SS Camero bitch, watch me…

— Roscoe Dash

“You seem to have found a stored pocket of energy." "I am reborn!" Cackling, she whirled around, pushed off with her toes and leaped…

— J.D. Robb

The Rock thinks you can suck on a monkey's nipple.

— The Rock