Read A Book Quotes by The Hangover 2

I am a nurse, just not registered. -Alan

— The Hangover 2

I refuse to eat fuckin' cantaloupe at a bachelor party. -Phil

— The Hangover 2

What? It's a bag of Fanta! -Alan

— The Hangover 2

Have you ever seen monkey in jail? -Mr. Chow

— The Hangover 2

We had a sick night bitches! -Mr. Chow

— The Hangover 2

Oh, it's ok...No, I'm allowed to say it, it's a bachelor party. Drink up everybody! Oh wait, there's no alcohol. I forgot, we're at…

— The Hangover 2

What's the matter, you never do blow before? Sometimes your heart stop, it start up again. Read a book. -Mr. Chow

— The Hangover 2

All I wanted was a bachelor brunch. -Stu Price

— The Hangover 2

Oh, you are having a bad day. Did you die? -Mr. Chow

— The Hangover 2

I got all kindsa heat on my ass. I got FBI, Bangkok PD, Interpol, MSNBC... -Mr. Chow

— The Hangover 2

I'm a stay at home son. -Alan

— The Hangover 2

When a monkey nibbles on a penis, it's funny in any language. -Alan

— The Hangover 2