Quote by Tank Dempsey

“Don't shock the monkey”

— C.E. Schermer

Monkey see monkey do monkey sees you!!!!!

— MrAwesome

Everybody saying this, everybody doing that. I ain't never been good at monkey see monkey do... are you?

— Gee Linder

“Monkeys can rip your face off.”

— Jennifer Neves

“The show is over. The monkey's dead!”

— Tennessee Williams

“The monkeys, they just went bananas.”

— Jarod Kintz

“A monkey could do my job better and with more hilarious results.”

— Marie-Helene Bertino

“And the monkey flips the switch.”

— Akiva Goldsman

“Monkey see, monkey do. Human being don’t see, human being don’t do.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Your friend is so ugly and hairy. Hey, you'll upset my monkey ! We were talking to the monkey...”

— Anonymous

“Feelings fucking suck monkey balls.”

— Danielle Jamie

“I'll buy Chiquita bananas with your smoking-fund money cos this monkey is our future. All hail the monkey!”

— Jonathan Dunne