In-laws Quotes · Page 3

And do as adversaries do in law, strive mightily, but eat and drink as friends.

— William Shakespeare

You believe in a god that plays dice; I believe in law & order.

— Albert Einstein

I bought an ideal gift for my mother-in-law - a battery-operated mouth.

— Milton Berle

I have a great relationship with my mother-in-law. We're both Leos, we understand each other.

— Tori Amos

When my brother-in-law, BIll Clinton, was elected, he had gay friends. That was a coming out.

— Kate Clinton

My sister-in-law found a real surprise in her stockings - my brother.

— Milton Berle

a mother-in-law's praise says more in a woman's favor than anything else in the world.

— Caroline Pafford Miller

Behind every successful enterprise, there is a supporting wife and surprised in-laws.

— Scott Cook

This show has shown me how to throw a punch. But watching my future sister-in-law go through breast cancer has also shown…

— Charlotte Ross

We have an incredible warrior class in this country - people in law enforcement, intelligence - and I thank God every night…

— Brad Thor

I'm often accused of saying some pretty rotten things about my mother-in-law. But quite honestly, she's only got one major fault -…

— Les Dawson

The mother-in-law came round last week. It was absolutely pouring down. So I opened the door and I saw her there and…

— Les Dawson

The impenetrable stupidity of Prince George (son-in-law of James II) served his turn. It was his habit, when any news was told…

— Thomas B. Macaulay

The most important of all rights is the right to life, and I cannot foresee a day when domesticated animals will be…

— J. M. Coetzee

I'm very happy with the outcome of the vote ... I totally, totally support equal marriage in law. I don't want anybody…

— Stephen Crabb

Is anyone saying same-sex couples can't love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even…

— Rick Santorum

"Hit it with the back of your left hand" was the first swing thought I ever heard, brusquely bu not unlovingly put…

— John Updike

The United States, or the American Republic, has a mission, and is chosen of God for the realization of a great idea.…

— Orestes Brownson

The absence of marriages will result in all kinds of financial burdens that gay people wouldn't face if they could get married.…

— Andrew Solomon

There were internal critics, sharp critics, who were very opposed to [Malcolm X], and who were very - some of them were…

— Manning Marable

I applaud the Supreme Court’s decision to strike down the Defense of Marriage Act. This was discrimination enshrined in law. It treated…

— Barack Obama

I'm real ambivalent about [working mothers]. Those of use who have been in the women's movement for a long time know that…

— Erma Bombeck

My grandfather was a teacher, my grandmother on my mom's side, four of my aunts, my sister-in-law, my best friend. So I've…

— Michelle Rhee

Even his highly emotional Italian mother didn't believe that true love could blossom overnight. Like his brothers and sisters-in-law, she wanted nothing…

— Nicholas Sparks

Rights are considered to have their source not in nature, but in law.

— Charles Edward Merriam

I suppose, mother-in-laws are frightening figures. Especially, more so for mother-in-laws to be.

— Sonia Gandhi

I'd love to slit my mother-in-law's corsets and watch her spread to death.

— Phyllis Diller

My children have no prejudices at all. My own brother-in-law is Jewish!

— Dorothy Kilgallen

The mother-in-laws themselves weren't natural jokes but most comedians used to use that.

— Allen Toussaint

My mother-in-law must be the probation officer I got for the crime I committed of marrying my husband.

— Phyllis Diller

Adam was the luckiest man in the world. He had no mother-in-law.

— Anonymous

Have I got a mother-in-law. She's so neat she puts paper under the cuckoo clock.

— Henny Youngman

Son-In-Law was kind of my crossover. It was the movie that brought me out of the MTV audience into the mainstream.

— Pauly Shore

I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law for eighteen months-I don't like to interrupt her.

— Ken Dodd

I think one of the biggest scams in law enforcement is the monitor.

— Raymond Kelly

When you have a wonderful mother-in-law who takes sides with you in squabbles with her own daughter - that's something.

— Lou Gehrig

Six hours in sleep, in law's grave study six,Four spend in prayer, the rest on Nature fix.

— Edward Coke

Being a son, brother, uncle and brother-in-law is all I care about.

— Chris Burke

Pakistan is the sort of place every man should send his mother-in-law, for a month, with all expenses paid.

— Ian Botham

We are Muslims. My father would pawn off his Muslim in-laws as Hindus just so that he could get free pancakes.

— Aasif Mandvi