In-laws Quotes · Page 2

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind.

— Les Dawson

Interfering, judgmental, and disrespectful mothers-in-law are common complaints.

— Emily Yoffe

Neurotic means he is not as sensible as I am, and psychotic means he's even worse than my brother-in-law.

— Karl A. Menninger

Our defense is not in our armaments, nor in science, nor in going underground. Our defense is in law and order.

— Albert Einstein

I don't think you have to live in the fantasy world of Westeros to have problems with your mother-in-law.

— Natalie Dormer

Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.

— George Carlin

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in.

— Henny Youngman

The mother of a trophy wife is not automatically a trophy mother-in-law.

— John Grisham

I've been involved with law enforcement for some time. My father was in law enforcement. I went through the training for Homeland…

— Lou Ferrigno

We've all been that young love, trying to impress the in-laws or having these crazy cousins that we're related to by blood…

— Henry Golding

Mothers-in-law do not make good house pets. Once I had the most wonderful dream -- I dreamed that mothers-in-law cost money and…

— Phyllis Diller

I got a little lost in "Law & Order" and "Luther" and all those shows where it's basically women dying all the…

— Kevin Drew

God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and the patience…

— Jennifer Weiner

I happen to have the benefit of having a son-in-law who was the former Mr. France and a trainer. I like being…

— Suzanne Somers

I am ready to go super bold. I would like to thank not just my husband but even my in-laws, who have…

— Kirti Kulhari

This show has shown me how to throw a punch. But watching my future sister-in-law go through breast cancer has also shown…

— Charlotte Ross

My father-in-law saw me at a dance performance. The next day, I got a phone call, and the caller said, 'I'm Dhirubhai…

— Nita Ambani

One of the reasons that people are so fascinated by Jared Kushner is that he has had no role at all in…

— Sarah Ellison

Novels aren't pedagogical instruments, or instructions in law or physics or any other discipline. A novel has to be an emotional experience,…

— Alan Lightman

The great paradox of the civil rights revolution is that instead of enforcing and expanding equality before the law, the revolution created…

— Paul Craig Roberts

I'd heard so many stupidities about my country since I left Iran. People had watched this stupid movie Not Without My Daughter…

— Marjane Satrapi

I grunted. It's something I picked up over a fifteen-year career in law enforcement. Men have managed to create a complex and…

— Jim Butcher

The smartest thing I did in law school: asking my future wife to go out dancing with me. The smartest thing I…

— Ben Fountain

"Hit it with the back of your left hand" was the first swing thought I ever heard, brusquely bu not unlovingly put…

— John Updike

“Here, this is for you," the girl said, holding out one of the pages on which she'd been drawing. "Oh, I... well,…

— Tracy Anne Warren

I am not an advocate for frequent changes in laws and Constitutions. But laws and institutions must go hand in hand with…

— Thomas Jefferson

“But as records of courts of justice are admissible, it can easily be proved that powerful and malevolent magicians once existed and…

— Ambrose Bierce

Beatrix puts a distance between herself and the rest of the world. She’s very engaging, but also quite private in nature. I…

— Lisa Kleypas

The courts are run on COMMERCIAL CONTRACT LAW and that is has NOTHING to do with any IN-LAW procedures whatsoever. So the…

— Jack Smith

I believe that if we could see the chapters that are missing from the book [The Autobiography of Malcolm X], we would…

— Manning Marable

Tis a short sight to limit our faith in laws to those of gravity, of chemistry, of botany, and so forth.

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

We’re looking for good lawsuits that will establish the interests of animals as a legitimate area of concern in law.

— Ingrid Newkirk

I believe that he who has less in life should have more in law.

— Ramon Magsaysay

The only thing more intimidating than a huge international film star is your mother-in-law.

— Benjamin Walker

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed; I never knew they worked.

— Les Dawson

And do as adversaries do in law, strive mightily, but eat and drink as friends.

— William Shakespeare

You believe in a god that plays dice; I believe in law & order.

— Albert Einstein

I bought an ideal gift for my mother-in-law - a battery-operated mouth.

— Milton Berle

I have a great relationship with my mother-in-law. We're both Leos, we understand each other.

— Tori Amos

When my brother-in-law, BIll Clinton, was elected, he had gay friends. That was a coming out.

— Kate Clinton