In-laws Quotes · Page 4

Pakistan is the sort of place every man should send his mother-in-law, for a month, with all expenses paid.

— Ian Botham

You believe in a god that plays dice; I believe in law & order.

— Albert Einstein

I don't think the Constitution is studied almost anywhere, including law schools. In law schools, what they study is what the court…

— Robert Bork

If the cops come upon a mass murder attack that is clearly instigated by Islamic doctrine, they are not permitted to conclude…

— Rush Limbaugh

I think that was going on with bands like The Strokes was that the idea of the band, a real band, was…

— James Mercer

Happy Father's Day -- or as they call it in my family, happy brother-in-law's day.

— Ronan Farrow

[My grandfather] was very, very fortunate that he was never trapped in a mining cave-in. But he lost his brother in a…

— Dwight Yoakam

Son-In-Law was kind of my crossover. It was the movie that brought me out of the MTV audience into the mainstream.

— Pauly Shore

Honesty is the best policy, in love as in law.

— Louisa May Alcott

Fashion is the great governor of this world; it presides, not only in matters of dress and amusement, but in law, physic,…

— Henry Fielding

The Convention is not only a visionary document. We are reminded daily that it is an agreement that works - and its…

— Carol Bellamy

Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.

— George Carlin

I was traumatised in the medieval Afghan society at Sarana village by the local boys of Omar's Taliban who forced my in-laws…

— Sushmita Banerjee

We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, "I've decided I want to…

— Dave Spikey

I am not an advocate for frequent changes in laws and Constitutions. But laws and institutions must go hand in hand with…

— Thomas Jefferson

Interfering, judgmental, and disrespectful mothers-in-law are common complaints.

— Emily Yoffe

My dad was a good man but an emotionally absent father, and so I had to look for that male attention somewhere…

— Jim Hamilton

Novels aren't pedagogical instruments, or instructions in law or physics or any other discipline. A novel has to be an emotional experience,…

— Alan Lightman

The best compliment that has ever been given to me was, I was at the airport one day and a guy came…

— Lionel Richie

Henry Ford didn't just create a cheap way of getting away from your in-laws; he basically understood that there was something in…

— Richard Rodriguez

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in.

— Henny Youngman

A mother-in-law is better than a single and childless political persona, though.

— Vladimir Zhirinovsky

By today’s standards King George III was a very mild tyrant indeed. He taxed his American colonists at a rate of only…

— Joseph Sobran

And do as adversaries do in law, strive mightily, but eat and drink as friends.

— William Shakespeare

We have an incredible warrior class in this country - people in law enforcement, intelligence - and I thank God every night…

— Brad Thor