The thing in comedy is that once you start worrying about something not succeeding, you're frozen. There's no verdict on anything. You… — Martin Short Copy Share Image
Hip-hop ain't died because of the South, that's retarded. When I named the album originally, I thought I bit off more than… — Nas Copy Share Image
Once you're able to look like an idiot and be OK with it, it opens up your potential. — Nicole Sullivan Copy Share Image
The idiot had shot their own dog. That’s what happened when the destructive potential of a man’s weapons exceeded his intelligence. — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. — Cynthia Heimel Copy Share Image
No matter what rallying cries the orators give to the idiots who fight, no matter what noble purposes they assign to wars,… — Margaret Mitchell Copy Share Image
Because I'm a sweet, kind guy, everybody thinks I'm an idiot, I'm weak. — Bikram Choudhury Copy Share Image
Not a 'Mad Men' guy. Never got into it. I'm kind of a contrarian that way. If something gets too popular too… — D.J. Cotrona Copy Share Image
There are only two types of motorists: the idiots who drive slower than me, and the lunatics who go faster. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
When somebody makes it very easy for you to do it by saying you don't really have to put up my money,… — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
For many people the reason why they're idiots is not necessarily that their brain doesn't work well, it's that they got in… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
When I caught up, I grabbed Jack’s arm. “What are you doing here?” “Hiding! That’s how you play the game, right? I… — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
Honest to god, Clare, you act like the dress is more important than you being shot!” Of course it is! It’s a… — Katie MacAlister Copy Share Image
I was a fool!" Percy roared, so loudly that Lupin nearly dropped his photograph. "I was an idiot, I was a pompous… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Because even if they are doing something immoral, I'd be an idiot to start criticizing them for it if I wasn't perfect… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
The only really respectable Protestants are the fundamentalists. Unfortunately, they are also palpable idiots. — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
They sold me a duvet cover, and I don't have a duvet, I don't think. Then, they started treating me like I'm… — Alonzo Bodden Copy Share Image
I thought, giving Jeb Bush the benefit of the doubt all these years, that he was sitting, saying, what a numbnut, what… — Chris Matthews Copy Share Image
The sign of intelligence is that you are constantly wondering. Idiots are always dead sure about every damn thing they are doing… — Jaggi Vasudev Copy Share Image
The idiot who invented instant grits also thought of frozen fried chicken, and they ought to lock him up before he tries… — Lewis Grizzard Copy Share Image
In school, I wasn't like the cool guy who had all the new clothes and had all the girls. I felt like… — Skepta Copy Share Image
I enjoyed watching good-looking idiots looking at each other. A great spectator sport. — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
Oh, I love London Society! It is entirely composed now of beautiful idiots and brilliant lunatics. Just what Society should be. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Of all the consumer products, chewing gum is perhaps the most ridiculous: it literally has no nourishment – you just chew it… — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
I just like acting like an idiot on camera and having a laugh with my friends. And being able to share that… — Joe Sugg Copy Share Image
