That girl will rain destruction down on you and your ship. She is an albatross, Captain. Way I remember it, albatross was… — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
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It's easy to make a cue last a lifetime. Don't boil it or freeze it in the trunk of a car. Don't… — Robert Byrne Copy Share Image
I got caught up in 35 years of Saturday nights. Every night was like party night to me. As a young man,… — Steve Lukather Copy Share Image
The culture used to move relatively slowly, so you could take aim. Now it moves so fast, and is so fluffy and… — Susan Faludi Copy Share Image
The Navy is a master plan designed by geniuses for execution by idiots. If you're not an idiot, but find yourself in… — Herman Wouk Copy Share Image
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“I am an idiot for wasting any time thinking about a girl named Garrett who I barely know. Because there is one… — Ted Michael Copy Share Image
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“argument na moją obronę, myślę: 'This is why I say McEnroe’s an idiot. I hesitate because it’s possible he was just trying… — The Guardian Copy Share Image
I'm not a Communist. I'm an American. I'm a capitalist. I mean, I'm not a very good capitalist, myself. I'm not very… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
It would be so helpful for the straight community to see men in powerful positions coming out and saying "I'm gay" so… — Madonna Ciccone Copy Share Image
Galileo was no idiot. Only an idiot could believe that science requires martyrdom - that may be necessary in religion, but in… — David Hilbert Copy Share Image
An idiot is a person who lives in a very tiny place called: Idiocity. You can tolerate his idiocy for so long… — London Mond Copy Share Image
Silverstream: You idiot!!! What are you doing in my territory??? Graystripe:...Drowning? Silverstream: Can't you do that in your own territory? Graystripe: Ah,… — Erin Hunter Copy Share Image
We are talking about a major change in reality that has to come about, ... We are not idiots. If it turns… — Ehud Barak Copy Share Image
That a greater fool than Jane Eyre had never breathed the breath of life; that a more fantastic idiot had never surfeited… — Charlotte Bronte Copy Share Image
“I thought, you see, that there must be some connection between money and memorable experience; between rare wine and rare intelligence. In… — Jincy Willett Copy Share Image
I did large drawings of couples having sex! Men and woman enjoying intercourse and oral sex in a Madison Avenue Gallery? That… — Betty Dodson Copy Share Image
People are idiots. Including me. Everyone is an idiot, not just the people with the low SAT scores. The only difference is… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
If I tell a joke on stage and the crowd laughs for a minute, I stand there for a minute and enjoy… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Man is an idiot. He doesn't know how to do anything without copying, without imitating, without plagiarizing, without aping. It might even… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I’m home. Ya happy now?’ Beck’s gravelly voice demanded. ‘Yes, I am.’ ‘Yer’ treatin’ me like i’m some idiot kid,’ he complained.… — Jana Oliver Copy Share Image
The idea that anyone can use drugs and escape a horrible fate is anathema to these idiots. I predict in the near… — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
Many ordinary Americans make themselves feel better by saying what the famous daytime TV idiot says. But it leads to absolute calamity… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
You don't want to start writing songs about how your Twitter followers are going up, because one day Twitter won't exist, and… — George Ezra Copy Share Image
My guys studied music from a young age and I did not so I think, like, adding the idiot to the table… — Anthony Kiedis Copy Share Image
A lot of writers come from Harvard and such, and are rich, and they write under the misapprehension that poor people are… — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
This 'users are idiots, and are confused by functionality' mentality of Gnome is a disease. If you think your users are idiots,… — Linus Torvalds Copy Share Image
Then idiots talk," said Eugene, leaning back, folding his arms, smoking with his eyes shut, and speaking slightly through his nose, "of… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled his boat into the dock, I lifted… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
Four flips the gun in this hand, presses the barrel to Peter's forehead, and clicks a bullet into place. Peter freezes with… — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
I think if you're a good person and you show that you learned from all the mistakes that you made you move… — Gino D'Acampo Copy Share Image
I have a daughter. I have my imagination. I have friends. I, in no way, am going to louse that up with… — Viv Albertine Copy Share Image
I went to my father's at night. He spoke of poor John [Boswell's brother] with disgust. I was shocked and said, "He's… — James Boswell Copy Share Image
I don't want to date celebrities, I don't want to roll out of clubs absolutely steaming, make an idiot out of myself.… — John Newman Copy Share Image
My boyfriend's an idiot," I say as soon as he lurches away."A cute idiot," Ally corrects me."That's like saying 'a cute mutant.'… — Lauren Oliver Copy Share Image
I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am… — Elayne Boosler Copy Share Image
A lot of people talk to kids like they're idiots. When I'm telling my two-year-old that you don't throw a dish on… — David Walton Copy Share Image
Cognitive consonance is what writing in the Age of the idiot is all about. The key to success in the scribbling profession… — Ilana Mercer Copy Share Image
![“I went to my father's at night. He spoke of poor John [Boswell's brother] with disgust. I was shocked and said, "He's your son, and God made him." He answered very harshly, "If my sons are idiots, can I help it?” quote by James Boswell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/603/james-boswell-7136_brother_i-went-to-my-father-s-at-night-he-spoke_2246719.jpg)
