I'm a very lucky person. I'm an idiot, and I've shoveled through life rather nicely so far, so I don't feel like… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
Honest to god, Clare, you act like the dress is more important than you being shot!” Of course it is! It’s a… — Katie MacAlister Copy Share Image
I've got this brilliant thing where I go, 'I'm Robbie Williams', and people are interested in what I want to say -… — Robbie Williams Copy Share Image
All Congresses and Parliaments have a kindly feeling for idiots, and a compassion for them, on account of personal experience and heredity. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
If I thought of myself as a movie star, I'd be an idiot. I don't know anyone who thinks like that. I… — Jonny Lee Miller Copy Share Image
“Ready or not! Before I can stop him, Max races toward the bed and dives on top of us. Oh! Oh it… — Victoria Scott Copy Share Image
“It's not that there is more stupidity. It just has more intrusive ways of presenting itself. It used to be, you could… — Tom Levine Copy Share Image
“You want me to marry Paul? But he is a moron and an idiot! He hasn't learned to fight properly, and he… — Katharina Gerlach Copy Share Image
I understand there are inevitable things that we have to go through: heartbreak, family problems. I don't feel like some Quixotic idiot… — Drew Barrymore Copy Share Image
“That man," she said in low but still audible tones, "is an idiot ." "Yes, madam, but he's all we've got." "I… — Loretta Chase Copy Share Image
The label's going great, because we're not idiots. We're not trying to sue everyone that downloads everything. We try to give the… — Al Jourgensen Copy Share Image
Older boys often asked me to teach them “some bad words in your language”. At first I politely refused. My refusal merely… — Firoozeh Dumas Copy Share Image
I still feel like an immature idiot inside, but I look in the mirror and - as a friend of mine once… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
Howard Dean is no longer the brilliant mastermind of the Fifty State Strategy that enabled the Democrats to storm the White House… — Nell Scovell Copy Share Image
I think the second you rule anything out is the second you end up doing them and then you look like an… — Gareth Edwards Copy Share Image
“Dante.Oh,Dante.Seal me!Seal me so hard!”.He grabs my hips and pumps his toward mine.“Oh,Dante! You’re so hot when you seal souls.” I shove… — Victoria Scott Copy Share Image
On every hand there seems to be design to defeat design. If God created man - if he is the father of… — Robert Green Ingersoll Copy Share Image
Everyone thought my son had zero value. You would take one look at his school records, and you'd think he was the… — Leigh Anne Tuohy Copy Share Image
Skinny jeans and an extra big t-shirt. Ugh, I cannot stand that. It looks like an idiot: it's just proportionately wrong. And… — Boyd Holbrook Copy Share Image
“if history remembered him as an idiot, well, he was only one among billions of people. History could spare one man. All… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
When you can't smoke, if you stand and stare out of the window on your own, you're an antisocial, friendless idiot. If… — Rory Sutherland Copy Share Image
I want to stay in some era and remain there like a stupid idiot and see what happens when you try to… — Ariel Pink Copy Share Image
If you write a country song, and it's the best song you've ever written but throw it out because you're a metal… — Synyster Gates Copy Share Image
I think it's much better to have your eyes open, but on the other hand, of course it can do harm if… — Freeman Dyson Copy Share Image
“Which is when I decided I would never love anyone again because you just felt like an idiot when you put love… — Karen Tayleur Copy Share Image
“Though every community is different, my personal rule is pretty much the same: It’s O.K. to feel like an idiot going in… — Katherine Boo Copy Share Image
Once you declare your loyalty to a team, every person who doesn't support that team, it's their job to ruin you, to… — Mark Hoppus Copy Share Image
Hilary Clinton said you know, it takes a village to raise a child and somebody said it takes a village idiot to… — Thomas Sowell Copy Share Image
Life in itself / Is nothing, / An empty cup, a flight of uncarpeted stairs. / It is not enough that yearly,… — Edna St. Vincent Millay Copy Share Image
The traits I respect are erudition and the courage to stand up when half-men are afraid for their reputation. Any idiot can… — Nassim Nicholas Taleb Copy Share Image
I'm just saying if you want to reach large audiences, then rely on professionals, meaning people who are in the industry and… — Barry Diller Copy Share Image
I think I got stopped on the train once by a kid, and that was the first time I realised I had… — Sam Fender Copy Share Image
Technique! The very word is like a shriek of outraged Art. It is the idiot name given to effort by those who… — Leonard Bacon Copy Share Image
Because Tom Doherty and people like that are not stupid. If they could have streamlined their operation more to get more money… — Jerry Pournelle Copy Share Image
3 simple steps on how to be awesome: step 1) be yourself, no fakeness. 2) dont overuse the your right to be… — Travis Martin Copy Share Image
I've learned that even if someone talks bad about you, you should refuse to talk bad about them because in the end… — Jazmin Garcia Copy Share Image
I love women. I actually prefer girls, as a parent, because they disappoint at a different age. They go through that, "Dad's… — Tim Allen Copy Share Image
I don't mind what the market is, but why is it vapid? If they're such a bunch of idiots, why don't you… — Kristin Hersh Copy Share Image
“This wasn’t a fricking date. Yeah, so why are you acting like a teenager going to a dance? Because he was an… — Stephanie Julian Copy Share Image
We do have American Idiot picked up by HBO and I wrote the record and concept to it. [We have] the writer… — Billie Joe Armstrong Copy Share Image