Idiot Quotes · Page 47

All I'm saying, as a fan, is I'm tired of the same song for 30 years. Can't we change the message a…

— Bill Maher

There's a stupid trend in American politics right now with people who have no experience with politics and no grasp of public…

— Steve Albini

Making the 'An Idiot Abroad' series, I was really dreading going to India; I thought I'd hate it. It was a nightmare,…

— Karl Pilkington

I really hate being sick. It seems inevitable that at one point, one of these predicted epidemics is going to be real.…

— Chuck Klosterman

Anybody who doesn't have fear is an idiot. It's just that you must make the fear work for you. Hell when somebody…

— Robin Olds

If you think your users are idiots, only idiots will use it.

— Linus Torvalds

What is grand is necessarily obscure to weak men. That which can be made explicit to the idiot is not worth my…

— William Blake

I suddenly realised, hey, I'm not a lazy idiot, I'm an idler! It's something to aspire to, it's part of the creative…

— Tom Hodgkinson

I don't mind being criticised, because I am not that easy to knock down, and no-one can destroy me. But I am…

— Granit Xhaka

The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.

— Dave Barry

When I was a kid, my parents smartly raised us to keep quiet, be respectful to older people, and generally not question…

— Mindy Kaling

Go for a business that any idiot can run - because sooner or later, any idiot probably is going to run it.

— Peter Lynch

Idiots and lunatics see only their own wit.

— Francois De La Rochefoucauld

A straw enables you to drink without using your wrist. A straw is your friend - until you lose eye contact with…

— Demetri Martin

Would you like to borrow a pair of my panties to wave around at the next Council meeting to get the point…

— Ilona Andrews

I'm a huge fan of Green Day's album 'American Idiot'; it was just a whole, very thorough experience.

— Aquaria

This is one of their [the Christians'] rules. Let no man that is learned, wise, or prudent come among us: but if…

— Aulus Cornelius Celsus

Ask her what she craved, and she'd get a little frantic about things like books, the woods, music. Plants and the seasons.…

— Charles Frazier

Stephen had just come from a class discussion in which several students believed that the right cup of herbal tea would save…

— Caroline B. Cooney

You think I'm gonna feel better eatin' a carrot? Get a grip. There's two idiots out there trying to kill me, and…

— Janet Evanovich

I try to remind people, whether you have a growth manager or a value manager, you're going to go through cycles where…

— Robert Rodriguez

You don't get a rebate at the end of your life for living with an idiot.

— Christopher Titus

I was discharged from the army for idiocy and officially certified by a special commission as an idiot. I'm an official idiot.

— Jaroslav Hašek

Television bosses should stop insulting the public's intelligence by assuming we are all idiots.

— Jeremy Paxman

I wear a name tag to help people find me. It saves time when you're dealing with idiots.

— Eoin Colfer