I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out. — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
Sometimes I think He looks down and says, "Wow, look what those idiots are up to now. I guess I better help… — Michael Grant Copy Share Image
It's daunting doing something you haven't done before - you feel silly; you feel like a bit of an idiot. — Stacey Dooley Copy Share Image
Someday they may cure MS, that idiot thing. It gets in there and they can't get it out. — Teri Garr Copy Share Image
Honest to god, Clare, you act like the dress is more important than you being shot!” Of course it is! It’s a… — Katie MacAlister Copy Share Image
I'm a very lucky person. I'm an idiot, and I've shoveled through life rather nicely so far, so I don't feel like… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
Any idiot, any stockbroker can get out there and live out a fantasy and pretend like he's playing music. And I don't… — Mike Patton Copy Share Image
I've got this brilliant thing where I go, 'I'm Robbie Williams', and people are interested in what I want to say -… — Robbie Williams Copy Share Image
All Congresses and Parliaments have a kindly feeling for idiots, and a compassion for them, on account of personal experience and heredity. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
If I thought of myself as a movie star, I'd be an idiot. I don't know anyone who thinks like that. I… — Jonny Lee Miller Copy Share Image
Studio people are idiots. Until they see someone else doing it and make a success of it, they don't open their minds.… — Rob Schneider Copy Share Image
I’m not going to pass out-” He cut her off with a kiss. “If you did, I’d catch you.” Gods, he’d laugh… — Larissa Ione Copy Share Image
But the people did get it. They had lost something -- not exactly their fear, but their patience. Suddenly it seemed unbearable… — Neal Ascherson Copy Share Image
You see something happen to a population whereby everyone adopts something that's just preposterous in a way that makes it normal instantly.… — Steve Albini Copy Share Image
Narcotics have been systematically scapegoated and demonized. The idea that anyone can use drugs and escape a horrible fate is ananathema to… — Gus Van Sant Copy Share Image
Just supposing," he said, "just supposing" --he didn't know what was coming next, so he thought he'd just sit back and listen--"that… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Even now if I see someone working out, in great shape, like a 40-year-old guy with his shirt off jogging I always… — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
When somebody makes it very easy for you to do it by saying you don't really have to put up my money,… — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
For those that don't know much about 'American Idiot' or Green Day, just know that it's my generation's The Who's 'Tommy' or… — Jake Epstein Copy Share Image
“The truth about idiocy... is that it is at once an ethical and cognitive failure... The Greek idios means 'private,' and idiotes… — Matthew B. Crawford Copy Share Image
It was the worst night of my life. George W. Bush was reelected, and then I knew I had to do another… — Al Jourgensen Copy Share Image
“One knows one's madness, by and large. By and large the knowledge is vacuous. The notion of naming the beast to conquer… — Glen Duncan Copy Share Image
Anybody who doesn't think that Hong Kong has to depend on the PRC (China) must be the biggest idiot on earth because… — Gordon Wu Copy Share Image
It’s crazy. Since there have been men and women, there have been funny women... f**king idiot-ass men keep saying that women aren't… — Andy Samberg Copy Share Image
I had to stop being a student idiot and become more sensible and organised and that definitely improved my batting. I also… — Andrew Strauss Copy Share Image
The worst gift that I ever gave a girl was a suitcase for Christmas. As in, 'I can't think of anything to… — Jensen Ackles Copy Share Image
If you're the handsome white guy, you tend to get cast as guys who are meant to be convincing in their jobs.… — Jon Hamm Copy Share Image
Fact is, the desperate desire to be cool has skewed our culture toward nihilism, carelessness, and ineptitude. It is now cool to… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
How did Jefferson feel about the people of his day who were the equivalent of our modern day penecostals? You know, those… — Thomas Jefferson Copy Share Image
I make make music in my own time, messing around with beats and riffs I write. Always practicing performing in my room… — Christina Grimmie Copy Share Image
“I saw how much he needed you and wanted you. He was just an idiot about communicating the extent of it. I… — Darinne Paciotti Copy Share Image
The Weaver is a really godlike power. It's not even a blind idiot god, a sort of Lovecraft thing, it's just a… — China Mieville Copy Share Image
“I'm not such an idiot that I don't realize that if a man calls me a nigger it's his fault the first… — Nella Larsen Copy Share Image
It's amazing to me that Glenn Beck can be on the cover of 'Time,' and there can be a whole article about… — Viggo Mortensen Copy Share Image
It takes courage to look like an idiot possibly and fall and fail but that's what it takes to learn to succeed… — John Assaraf Copy Share Image
“Before, when I was ordered to consider him intelligent, I kept on trying to and I considered myself stupid for not seeing… — Leo Tolstoy Joel Carmichael translator Copy Share Image
I don't have any jokes about my divorce or my ex-husband, who is a lovely person. It really is about how I… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability… — John Updike Copy Share Image
Now I'm a God, but tomorrow, when you have to stop me from playing with dead things again, you'll be right back… — Mira Grant Copy Share Image
In some places it's known as a tornado. In others, a cyclone. And in still others, the Idiot's Merry-go-round. But around here… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
