One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas. — Robert Byrne Divorced Copy Share Image
There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on. — Robert Byrne People Copy Share Image
Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life. — Robert Byrne Age Copy Share Image
In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat. — Robert Byrne Cheat Copy Share Image
Byrne's Law: In any electrical circuit, appliances and wiring will burn out to protect fuses. — Robert Byrne Burn Copy Share Image
Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least. — Robert Byrne Democracy Copy Share Image
Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who already left. — Robert Byrne Farewell Copy Share Image
Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. — Robert Byrne Another man Copy Share Image
There is money to be made giving trick-shot shows at schools, clubs, tournaments, and even shopping centers. Pool shows on television almost… — Robert Byrne Giving Copy Share Image
Once-dominant games like straight pool and three-cushion billiards have lost ground to eight-ball - the game of choice for millions of tavern… — Robert Byrne Choice Copy Share Image
If you know a good player who is tempted by pool hustling, introduce him at once to a career guidance counselor, a… — Robert Byrne Career Copy Share Image
A game is great, in my view, only if it can be played happily by a sane person of at least average… — Robert Byrne Billiards Copy Share Image
Petty thievery is a more profitable job than pool hustling, which it resembles, requires far less talent and training, and is equally… — Robert Byrne Fitness Copy Share Image
It's easy to make a cue last a lifetime. Don't boil it or freeze it in the trunk of a car. Don't… — Robert Byrne Anger Copy Share Image
“Nobody ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have while trying to write one.” — Robert Byrne Book Copy Share Image
Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography. — Robert Byrne Flunked Copy Share Image
Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo. — Robert Byrne Everything Copy Share Image
“It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers. —James Thurber (1894–1961)” — Robert Byrne Answer Copy Share Image
No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one. — Robert Byrne Books Copy Share Image
A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life. — Robert Byrne Life Copy Share Image
If the numbers keep mounting, newspapers will eventually have to admit that pool exists and give it some coverage. — Robert Byrne Admit Copy Share Image
To apply spin with security, you must learn to make a snug bridge with your forefinger looped over the cue. When you… — Robert Byrne Bridge Copy Share Image
