There is money to be made giving trick-shot shows at schools, clubs, tournaments, and even shopping centers. Pool shows on television almost… — Robert Byrne Giving Copy Share Image
Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least. — Robert Byrne Democracy Copy Share Image
In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat. — Robert Byrne Cheating Copy Share Image
Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who already left. — Robert Byrne Farewell Copy Share Image
There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on. — Robert Byrne People Copy Share Image
If you know a good player who is tempted by pool hustling, introduce him at once to a career guidance counselor, a… — Robert Byrne Career Copy Share Image
Once-dominant games like straight pool and three-cushion billiards have lost ground to eight-ball - the game of choice for millions of tavern… — Robert Byrne Choice Copy Share Image
One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas. — Robert Byrne Divorced Copy Share Image
A game is great, in my view, only if it can be played happily by a sane person of at least average… — Robert Byrne Day Copy Share Image
Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. — Robert Byrne Another man Copy Share Image
Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life. — Robert Byrne Age Copy Share Image
Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography. — Robert Byrne Copy Share Image
It's easy to make a cue last a lifetime. Don't boil it or freeze it in the trunk of a car. Don't… — Robert Byrne Anger Copy Share Image
Petty thievery is a more profitable job than pool hustling, which it resembles, requires far less talent and training, and is equally… — Robert Byrne Fitness Copy Share Image
Byrne's Law: In any electrical circuit, appliances and wiring will burn out to protect fuses. — Robert Byrne Burn Copy Share Image
“Nobody ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have while trying to write one.” — Robert Byrne Book Copy Share Image
