Idiot Quotes · Page 51

“The world’s most sensible person and the biggest idiot both stay within you. The worst part is you can’t even tell who…

— Chetan Bhagat

Obviously, they're all a gang of idiots. But, you know... live and let live.

— David Gilmour

It's just really natural for me to sort of be an idiot.

— Maisie Peters

I loved Frank [O'Connor], he was wonderful...just don't get on his bad side. I don't think I would have wanted to marry…

— Debbie Reynolds

We are not joining the coalition of the idiots. We are joining the coalition of the wise.

— Carolyn Parrish

My first CD of my own was 'American Idiot' by Green Day and I read the inside flap, I read every lyric.…

— Noah Kahan

I cannot live a life where I'm deprived. I'd much rather be five, 10 pounds heavier. With my luck, I'll get myself…

— Drew Barrymore

It was the worst night of my life. George W. Bush was reelected, and then I knew I had to do another…

— Al Jourgensen

When the guy turned around, Amy began stuttering. Silently. It was a feat only Amy could manage, and only Dan could notice.…

— Peter Lerangis

I've actually seen guys who I considered relatively stupid college coaches, then go to the NFL, and sanctimoniously think they understand that…

— Mike Leach

Between me and my wife, there's this joke where I'll be doing some fun interview, and I'll get off the phone and…

— John Flansburgh

I turned down the lead role in Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps, because that idiot Oliver Stone didn't think the character should…

— Michael Cera

I'm a sports idiot - watching it, playing it, making conversation about it - I got nothing.

— Rachel Parris

I think the audience should take away that it's okay to be smart, it's okay to be funny and well-learned. You can…

— Godfrey

Everything is about energy. We're surrounded by electro mist, fog and smog. We're covering ourselves in the wrong sorts of electro-magnetism. These…

— Noel Edmonds

You can't really dance properly to James Brown. If you dance to James Brown, you look like an idiot. There's a lot…

— Sandra Bullock

Writers are idiots with Underwoods.

— Darryl F. Zanuck

My concern with religion is that it allows us by the millions to believe what only lunatics or idiots could believe on…

— Sam Harris

Treat everyone the same until you find out they're an idiot.

— Lucy Lawless

I don't want to go with the smooth skin and the calm brow. I hope I end up a blithering idiot cursing…

— Henry Rollins

I think I got stopped on the train once by a kid, and that was the first time I realised I had…

— Sam Fender

Only an idiot would open an exhibition saying, 'Look at my awesome work.'

— Cai Guo-Qiang

If I tell a joke on stage and the crowd laughs for a minute, I stand there for a minute and enjoy…

— Anthony Jeselnik

Almost everybody is born a genius and buried an idiot.

— Charles Bukowski

What's the word for a perfectly reasonable fear of annoying idiots?

— Cassandra Clare