I feel the producers really exploited my lack of talent at this time. I looked like an idiot up there. I want… — William Hung Copy Share Image
I had a Taco Bell audition where I had to wear a huge sombrero and walk around like an idiot. I got… — Mark Cuban Copy Share Image
“Here's how I used to think you made a book: a poet comes along, mouth half open, inspired, then suddenly the idiot… — Vladimir Mayakovsky Copy Share Image
An idiot will do anything, no matter how stupid, because he is afraid of what everybody will think of him if he… — Tom Upton Copy Share Image
You think I'm gonna feel better eatin' a carrot? Get a grip. There's two idiots out there trying to kill me, and… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Over time, however, the endless war in Iraq began to play a role in natural selection. Only idiots signed up; only idiots… — Ted Rall Copy Share Image
You're used to having a camera in your face when you're playing a character - it's like having a mask on. But… — Sheridan Smith Copy Share Image
Any idiot can get an airplane off the ground, but an aviator earns his keep by bringing it back anytime, anywhere, under… — Walter Cunningham Copy Share Image
“His lips rise. “I usually dumb down around the intellectually deficient so I don’t come off like a complete prick.” I think… — Krista Ritchie Copy Share Image
“Because I was an idiot for thinking things could be different. For thinking you were a fluke. For thinking my life could… — Tahereh Mafi Copy Share Image
“Ugly on the inside!" she'd screamed. "I could never love you!" She truly hadn't fallen for him. For him. Which indicated that… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
Don't let the idiots that like to bring you down, succeed in discouraging you. I let it get to me a while… — Christina Grimmie Copy Share Image
Look," I whisper to Cat, "Shooting star! That's good luck." She rolls her eyes. "It's a plane, you idiot," she says, and… — Cathy Cassidy Copy Share Image
We're all watching each other, so there's no chance for censorship. The main problem is the idiot TV. If you watch local… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
The last level of metaphor in the Alice books is this: that life, viewed rationally and without illusion, appears to be a… — Martin Gardner Copy Share Image
Bush is very clever. When the debate should have been about the deterioration of our cities and the lack of action by… — Tim Robbins Copy Share Image
“If culture did not filter, it would be inane — as inane as the formless, boundless Internet is on its own. And… — Umberto Eco Copy Share Image
James - "Are you paying attention or just trying to make me look like an idoit?" Elizabeth - "Oh, I'm definately paying… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
“You're blond, but surely you can't be so naive as to believe that." "You're stressed," I countered, "but surely you know you're… — Sylvia Day Copy Share Image
Jump into an open grave? What kind of idiot are you?" Butters replied. "I might as well put on a red shirt… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
I think Don King has always been an idiot in my mind. He's always been about money. I don't think he cares… — Stephen Jackson Copy Share Image
One of the most frequent responses I get from non-Christian readers is: 'I'm not sure I agree with all this, but I… — Timothy Keller Copy Share Image
I'm an actor, and I don't look at myself as providing comic relief. I have done diverse and dark roles such as… — Boman Irani Copy Share Image
I'm healthy, have a loving and adorable family, great hunting dogs, a gravity defying musical career and most importantly, fuzzy-headed idiots hate… — Ted Nugent Copy Share Image
The literary gift is a mere accident - is as often bestowed on idiots who have nothing to say worth hearing as… — Max Beerbohm Copy Share Image
Mechanical instruments, potentially a vehicle of rational human purposes, are scarcely a blessing when they enable the gossip of the village idiot… — Lewis Mumford Copy Share Image
I think it's a great city. I think it's a fabulous city. But in my young juvenile days, I was an idiot,… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
“It wasn't as if crack was getting great press in the South Bronx in 1999, but it took a particular kind of… — Edward Conlon Copy Share Image
“You are an idiot," Tom informed him. Prophet stared at the duct tape around his wrists. "I have no argument against that… — S.E. Jakes Copy Share Image
He wondered how it could have taken him so long to realize he cared for her, and he told her so, and… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
You just put that sword away, sir, please," said the voice of Lance-Constable Vimes. "You will not shoot me, you young idiot.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I don't answer fan mail. I don't have time for that. It's like hundreds of thousands of people who think they're going… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
You can learn a lot from criticism if you can take what's constructive out of it. If you read a review that… — Blake Lively Copy Share Image
“Say something cheesy now and that was it, you were the class suck-up, say something clever and you were the smart-ass, say… — Charles Benoit Copy Share Image
Let's face it. Nobody predicted Trump. He's a fairytale nightmare that none of us could possibly have imagined. Shame on those 63… — Ron Stallworth Copy Share Image
Everything is going to be fine.” I hate it when people say that, people who have absolutely no idea of what’s coming… — Jenny Valentine Copy Share Image
I couldn't hold it together today. George Clooney asked me if I was OK, and I practically collapsed. I couldn't stop crying,… — Candice Bergen Copy Share Image
People need a time to laugh. It's up to us to bonk ourselves on the head and slip on a banana peel… — Chris Farley Copy Share Image
“Whoever thought up the phrase ‘Absence makes the heart grow founder’ was an idiot. Absence makes a bitch go crazy. -Elli, While… — Toni Aleo Copy Share Image
every idiot who goes about with a 'Merry Christmas' on his lips should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
