“Rincewind shivered. He always began to worry when Twoflower started to talk like that. At least he hadn't said 'picturesque' or 'quaint'… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“They met at one of the Bouchercon mystery conferences. Love among the midlist. “It’s raining cats and dogs!” Ted announced, which gives… — Josh Lanyon Copy Share Image
“He cleared his throat. “You need to pick a safe word.” “What on earth is a safe word?” He smothered a sigh.… — Janet Elizabeth Henderson Copy Share Image
“Michael put a deodorant in the car which Julie wished he would stop called,'Aunty Alice's anti-fart stick,' in front of the children.” — Elizabeth M. Thompson Copy Share Image
The journalists have obviously failed to capture my innate magnetism, humour and charisma, and they all need to be fired from their… — Alexei Sayle Copy Share Image
“Chances are that there are white people who brag about being the first to move out of a suburb that has been… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“The room looks as if a giant dog after a large lunch of food, socks, paints, trousers and pencils, walked into that… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
“The more linear one tries to make the equation of planning , the more complex becomes it's algorithm” — Sailendra Copy Share Image
It is hard for power to enjoy or incorporate humour and satire in its system of control. — Dario Fo Copy Share Image
“Well, my story, surely, would furnish out a surprising kind of novel, if it were to be well told.” — Samuel Richardson Copy Share Image
All humour is critical, you know? You make stupid jokes. I mean, stupidity is an infirmity, isn't it? — John Cleese Copy Share Image
“Irony is about contradictions that do not resolve into larger wholes, even dialectically, about the tension of holding incompatible things together because… — Donna J. Haraway Copy Share Image
“Oh, well, I know that Libby." He rolls his eyes. "I've never met anyone more committed to, well, life that you are."… — Lucy Holliday Copy Share Image
“That craptastical, gutless, son-of-a-cactus humping butt monkey" - Hartley Featherston” — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
I said in my earlier book, and find no reason for retracting my statement, that the famous Jewish sense of humour got… — George Mikes Copy Share Image
“Ivy’s taken me to her parent’s house... I was originally lured into her car with the promise of a burrito. Ivy did… — Emily Austin Copy Share Image
“Just because you don’t like peanut butter doesn’t necessarily mean you can’t like . . . peanuts.” — Fredrik Backman Copy Share Image
“The English language is like London: proudly barbaric yet deeply civilised, too, common yet royal, vulgar yet processional, sacred yet profane. Each… — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
