“When he came to, the eels were still being removed from him and Anvar was congratulating one of the rivermen. The man… — Ian Livingstone Copy Share Image
“Maple thought optimistically that human beings, on their good days, weren't much dimmer than sheep. Or at least, not much dimmer than… — Leonie Swann Copy Share Image
So many things that happen to you are so dreadful, it's important to have a sense of humour. — Debbie Reynolds Copy Share Image
Humour is God's special gift to humanity. Handy, because it turns out to be necessary. — Tim Winton Copy Share Image
“They tried their best. Shayna and Emme crawled along their bellies in true Rambo-meets– Bridget Jones style” — Cecy Robson Copy Share Image
I think you need humour and a sense of fun, which is what I try to bring to my books to leaven… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“I am not sure,' Mordecai told Thomas, 'whether omens can be trusted.' 'Of course they can.' 'I should like to hear your… — Bernard Cornwell Copy Share Image
“I BELIEVE EVERYONE IS SPECIAL . . . BUT SOME PEOPLE THINK . . . . IT'S JUST ANOTHER WAY OF SAYING NO-ONE IS” — Ashish Ranjan Copy Share Image
“I had an uneventful few days," it told her. "The most exciting thing was an hour-long lecture from the headmaster on taking… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“THE GHOULS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND, ROUND AND ROUND, ROUND AND ROUND. THE GHOULS ON THE BUS GO ROUND… — P.J. Bracegirdle Copy Share Image
“Cops do this every day, rifling closets and digging through your dildo drawer.” — David Wong Copy Share Image
There is no generation from an egg in the Mineral Kingdom. Hence no vascular circulation of the humours as in the remaining… — Carl Linnaeus Copy Share Image
“An hour ago Cutwell had thumbed through the index of The Monster Fun Grimoire and had cautiously assembled a number of common… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Huh.” “Huh what?” “Would you look at this?” he asked, examining a small box. “It says it glows in the dark.” “So?”… — Karen Chance Copy Share Image
“Kaede: I know this, ungrateful dog. In order to find the sacred jewel shards, Kagome's spirtual power is essential. Yet ye made… — Rumiko Takahashi Copy Share Image
“The death of a billionaire is worth more to the media than the lives of a billion poor people.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Two death sentences? Really? I mean, you look very well, considering.” Crane grinned at him. “One was in absentia. One wasn’t, and… — K.J. Charles Copy Share Image
“He and I always think the same things are funny, and that is such a lot; it's dreadful when two people's senses… — Jean Webster Copy Share Image
“A text pops up on the screen. It’s from Luis. I can’t help but grin when I read his perfectly thought-out message.… — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
“Nefarious purposes translation: For disgusting demon sex and the birth of the Devil incarnate. Nice.” — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
