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Humour Quote by Bernard Cornwell

“I am not sure,' Mordecai told Thomas, 'whether omens can be trusted.' 'Of course they can.' 'I should like to hear your reasons. But show me your urine first.' 'You said I was cured,' Thomas protested. 'Eternal vigilance, dear Thomas, is the price of health. Piss for me.” quote by Bernard Cornwell
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““I am not sure,' Mordecai told Thomas, 'whether omens can be trusted.' 'Of course they can.' 'I should like to hear your reasons. But show me your urine first.' 'You said I was cured,' Thomas protested. 'Eternal vigilance, dear Thomas, is the price of health. Piss for me.””

Bernard Cornwell

About This Quote

Source Novel: “The Last Kingdom” (historical fiction), 2004

A character doubts omens, demanding proof before believing, highlighting skepticism and humor

In simple terms: Skeptical about superstitions, asks for evidence before belief

Key Takeaway

Question claims and seek evidence before acceptance

Themes

skepticism humor belief

Mood

wry thoughtful

Type

literary philosophical

When to use this quote

  • daily decision making
  • medical advice
  • political claims
  • personal relationships

Key Concepts

critical thinking evidence based reasoning irony

Questions to Reflect On

  • Do you demand proof before believing?
  • When is intuition valuable?
A Different Perspective

Humor may undermine serious concerns if overused

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