Around it are those countries which, according to History, constitute the civilised world ie, a world that can support historians — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“You're brooding, Leonard, my friend. What's the problem?" "I blew it with Fitzgerald." "I don't think you're giving yourself enough credit. It… — Joe R. Lansdale Copy Share Image
“Elsie's shop was a treasure chest, where green wellies and waxed jackets originated way before Hunter and Barbour became household names. If… — Maddie Grigg Copy Share Image
“He wondered often how he would ever recognize the first chill, flush, twinge, ache, belch, sneeze, stain, lethargy, vocal slip, loss of… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
“Shit,' Vina scoffed. 'That boy is every woman's type. I could rent him out to the Mormons so they don't have to… — Aimee Love Copy Share Image
“I’m warning you because you’re young and vulnerable. He’s a dirty, lying, conniving piece of shit and he’s dangerous.” Gottfried Baumauer.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
“Torture?” she asked with a laugh. “My first piece of information I’ll divulge to you? I wouldn’t recommend trying to torture me.… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. — Peter Ustinov Copy Share Image
“To come with a well-informed mind is to come with an inability of administering to the vanity of others, which a sensible… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
“One of the differences between us was that Marc wanted very badly to climb the Eiger, while I wanted very badly only… — Jon Krakauer Copy Share Image
I'm pretty irreverent. There is a lot of need to find humour in life. Although I'd never be as disrespectful to laugh… — Michael Bolton Copy Share Image
“She was the Goddess Who Must Not Be Named; those who sought her never found her, yet she was known to come… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
A little humour is good for the soul - regardless of how old you may be. — Richard Branson Copy Share Image
Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
“-I love you, Lenny. -From the diaphragm. -What are you talking about? -You have to say it from the diaphragm. That's a… — Romain Gary Copy Share Image
But my way of writing is rather to think aloud, and follow my own humours, than much to consider who is listening… — Thomas de Quincey Copy Share Image
“The Brigands charged in with their weapons drawn. "Who are you?" Young Bertie asked. "We're the bad guys!" their leader announced. "What… — Lisa Mantchev Copy Share Image
“There you go, lads, definitive proof that it isn’t who you know that matters, but who you know they’ve been shagging.” — Anthony Riches Copy Share Image
“Adam pressed his hand to his face. Sighed. "Right. It's just that… He died. And I'm so freaking pissed off, I swear… — Kristina McBride Copy Share Image
During my fridge raid way past midnight, I slowly conclude that I've ruined my days worth of healthy eating and exercise. I'm… — Jabeen Waheed Copy Share Image
If you put your finger in your ear, and scratch it, it sounds just like pac man :) — Ricardo Alexandre Copy Share Image
“For some reason when I type the word "love" in my iPad it keeps autocorrecting to "live". I find it oddly profound.… — Annastacia Dickerson Copy Share Image
