“Focus. She’s Maddie. Your friend. Would you eyeball Keith or Dane’s butt like that? ~ Zach” — Monique DeVere Copy Share Image
“I tried to make sense of things. Now that I think about it, I have always tried. It could be my epitaph.… — Nicole Krauss Copy Share Image
“The nuisance of her presence outweighs the gratification to be derived from tormenting her” — Emily Bronte Copy Share Image
“I showed them a clip from Brokeback Mountain, which I think was done a tremendous disservice when they pitched it as a… — Jeremy Blachman Copy Share Image
“Here’s another big symbol,” she says, still crouched and looking up at me. “These flowers will be rotten in a couple hours.… — Chuck Palaniuk Copy Share Image
How truly does this journal contain my real and undisguised thoughts--I always write it according to the humour I am in, and… — Fanny Burney Copy Share Image
“Tiny," Sanya rumbled to Michael, clenching a demonstrative fist. "But fierce .” — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Cal: “Yesterday I was stuck in a car with you for eight hours.” Bastard. I didn’t even sing along with the radio.… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
“Then he reached to an even higher shelf and brought down another plastic grocery bag, this one from Tesco, which is decidedly… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“The best thing to learn from any government is that it does not get affacted by what other people talk or think… — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“Denis could think of no logical reason why he should not attempt to mate with Beth Cooper. There were no laws explicitly… — Larry Doyle Copy Share Image
“The awful part of the writing game is that you can never be sure the stuff is any good.” — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Tatiana is a ridiculously curvy thing of dreams, with smooth succulent thighs, long strawberry blond cascading beneath a teal bandana, and a… — Brett Tate Copy Share Image
“Well we certainly don't want to see that kind of thing,’ admonished Jeff Stelling. ‘Did it calm down?’ ‘No,’ shouted Kamara. ‘It… — Dougie Brimson Copy Share Image
I like Roy Orbison's video for 'I Drove All Night' because it's so literal. It is just a man driving throughout the… — Richard Ayoade Copy Share Image
“She has to agree to have me. It could take some time, but I’m confident I can trick her into it.” — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
Once you have perceived that life is very cruel, the only response is to live with as much humanity, humour and freedom… — Sarah Kane Copy Share Image
What is more awkward? The way Dora The Explorer stares at you after she asked you a question or the moment of… — Avalon Copy Share Image
It was not possible for us to produce the same optimism and the same kind of humour or irony. Actually, it was… — Gerhard Richter Copy Share Image
“Tell me you spotted a condom tree over to the right by the stream of lube.” — Jane Davitt Copy Share Image
“You are not the first, and will not be the last, to say so. I wear my “warped” label with pride.” — Jessica Park Copy Share Image
