“Not nearly as incredible as hearing you scream when you came. Good thing you took Cassie home. She might think I was… — Kallypso Masters Copy Share Image
“Wise men don't feel companionless when they are not in the company of their egos.” — Delian Zahariev Copy Share Image
The planes are crowded and noisy and late, and everybody hates everybody. If armed terrorists had tried to hijack any of the… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
He was by no means opposed to hard labour on principle, for he would work away at a cricket-match by the day… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
As far as I'm concerned, humans have not yet come up with a belief that's worth believing. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I've spent enough time with soldiers to know that once they get to know you and they loosen up and become themselves,… — Peter Berg Copy Share Image
“You may want to reconsider. Cheese sticks will take residency on your ass," I respond with a sarcastic smile, tilting my head… — Ashley Wilcox Copy Share Image
Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
“If anything in nature was as beautiful as it was deadly, it was she.” — Randy C. Dockens Copy Share Image
“I'm going to have to give him shit for all this,' Shane said, as he wandered around. 'He lives alone and makes… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“One thing I have to give Christians; were it not for Sunday, every day of the week would be a workday.” — Lex Allen Copy Share Image
“Unrequited love is a billion times less intolerable than unrequited hate.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“For a time he read his Neil Diamond bible by the firelight. He paused, twisting nervously at his goatee, considering the law… — Joe Hill Copy Share Image
“Pray, what's the nature of his trouble?" Prudence asked solicitously. "Oh, cursed bad news, my boy. That old aunt of his from… — Georgette Heyer Copy Share Image
“Most human beings strongly believe that money is way less important than the life of a human being, but in reality five… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Mr. Bazzard's father, being a Norfolk farmer, would have furiously laid about him with a flail, a pitch-fork, and every agricultural implement… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“She's realized the real problem with stories -- if you keep them going long enough, they always end in death.” — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one. — Mae West Copy Share Image
