Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance¦ The five stages of waking up this morning. . . — Rick Sutter Copy Share Image
I feel that there is reason lurking in you somewhere, so we will patiently grope round for it. — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“I just called you corny and said you were wearing a green dress. That's, like, the least flirtatious thing anyone's ever said."… — Claire LaZebnik Copy Share Image
After the war, Prohibition was passed, and with liquor no longer legally available the nation plunged headlong into the Great Depression. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
From my own personal encounters and studies with both Tantric and Zen Buddhist monks, I have found them to be humorous, warm,… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
Experimental music scores are enigmatic, opaque, demanding, irritating, humorous, childlike; the best, like Cardew's Treatise, are also inspiring, giving rise, on occasion,… — John Tilbury Copy Share Image
Sing of the nature of women, and then the song shall be surely full of variety; old crotchets and most sweet closes.… — John Marston Copy Share Image
“C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do it blows your whole… — Bjarne Stroustrup Copy Share Image
“The most upsetting thing about Society’s attitude towards disabled people is that many millions of disabled people became disabled while trying to… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Holy hell," Shawn whispered, his eyes glued to Ziang's front. Particularly to what Ziang didn't have between his legs. "Dude, where's your… — M.A. Church Copy Share Image
The great commander, who seemed by expression of his visage to be always on the look-out for something in the extremest distance,… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
I drew pictures for and about the soldiers because I knew what their life was like and understood their gripes. I wanted… — Bill Mauldin Copy Share Image
“A weapon needs a wielder; it should not be permitted to start its own fights." "You are not my wielder; you are… — Angelo Tsanatelis Copy Share Image
We have a criminal jury system which is superior to any in the world and it's efficiency is only marred by the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
"Why, I don't exactly know about perjury, my dear sir," replied the little gentleman. "Harsh word, my dear sir, very harsh word… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
I've watched goldfish make babies, and ants execute earwigs. I've seen a fly deliver live young while having its head eaten by… — N.D. Wilson Copy Share Image
I must admit that I do have a particular soft spot for the character of the chameleon-trickster goddess Ris in Dreams of… — Vera Nazarian Copy Share Image
“To some believers, being on the pill or using a condom is a nonverbal way of telling God to go to hell.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“You can shit in one hand and wish in another and see which one gets full faster. Or... you can just take… — C.V. Hunt Copy Share Image
