Humorous Quote by C.V. Hunt

“Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand gets full first.”

— J.A. Jance

“I can shit anywhere, at any time. It’s one of my finer qualities. Some might say my finest.”

— Justin Halpern

“Ask me if I give a shit.”

— John Green

“Nothing is worse than to finish a good shit, then reach over and find the toilet paper container empty.”

— Charles Bukowski

“One puts to one’s lips what drives one faster into the abyss”.”

— Friedrich Nietzsche

“There's always a pile of shit waiting for you. You just need to see what shit you like and adapt.”

— Mark Manson

“The more you eat, the more you will poo.”

— Kreeble

“I got one more pump in me, then you’ll have to make do with my mouth if you need more.”

— V. Theia

“So you thought you could shit and eat at the same time. How disgustingly convenient.”

— Nenia Campbell

“Go fast when I want and slow when I want.”

— Ally Condie

“And I know some shits so hard to swallow, but I just can't sit back and wallow In my own sorrow.”

— Eminem

“I CANT PEE ANY FASTER”

— Nei