Quote by J.A. Jance Download Open image ““Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand gets full first.”” — J.A. Jance ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up faster.” — Noelle Oxenhandler Copy Share Image
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“Wishes, wishes. Wish in one hand and do something else in the other, and squeeze them both and see which comes true” — Roger Zelazny Copy Share Image
You can wish in one hand and crap in the other, and lets see which gets filled first. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“taught me it’s that life is short, and if you want something, you have to reach out with both hands and grip it tightly.” — Belle Aurora Copy Share Image
“Whatever thing the mind can imagine, the eyes can see, the hands will soon handle.” — Ogwo David Emenike Copy Share Image
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“Said with enough fervor, the word “unbelievable” can convey two diametrically opposed opinions. Something can be either unbelievably good or unbelievably bad, depending on… — J.A. Jance Copy Share Image
“She was no lithe virgin. Hers was the gentle voluptuousness of a grown woman, with a hint of fullness of breast and hip that… — J.A. Jance Copy Share Image
“suspected that God would probably come across with a hell of a lot more Christian charity than either one of Jonathan Thomas’s pious parents… — J.A. Jance Copy Share Image
“According to Occam’s razor, the right answer is always the simplest answer, the one requiring the fewest assumptions.” — J.A. Jance Copy Share Image
“College kids seem to look younger with every passing year. It’s one of the hazards of growing older.” — J.A. Jance Copy Share Image
“I suppose my mother would have been proud of me. At least I was wearing clean shorts.” — J.A. Jance Copy Share Image
“Screwed up and incomprehensible as it may seem to a rank outsider, making a movie is a lot like living life. You work with… — J.A. Jance Copy Share Image
