I'm out in the ring, Shawn Michaels turns to me and says, 'Hey, I got a couple of vertebrae out. Would you… — Kevin Nash Copy Share Image
I always remind Quebecers: hey, wait a minute - federalism works. If you look at the fiscal arrangements, the economic arrangements, the… — Philippe Couillard Copy Share Image
Hey-ho, it's raining inside: it isn't my fault and there's nothing I can do about it, but sit it out. But the… — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
Some people keep God in a Sunday morning box and say, 'Hey, I did my religious duty.' That's fine, but the scripture… — Joel Osteen Copy Share Image
I am young, and I think all young guys would love to play a superhero - any superhero - it doesn't matter.… — Daniel Curtis Lee Copy Share Image
When they were small and my wife really had no other responsibilities, except taking care of the family and all of us,… — Joe Mantegna Copy Share Image
That's why when I send a postcard I quiz people. "Hey, did you get that postcard?" "Yeah, yeah yeah." "Well what'd I… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Don't run back inside, darlin', you know just what I'm here for. So you're scared and you're thinkin' we ain't that young… — Bruce Springsteen Copy Share Image
Being a teenager is the worst thirty years of your life. But it all changes after that. You get a great car,… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
I can't wait to tell him one day," she says with a giggle. "'Hey, Chaz, guess what? We knew where your precious… — Melina Marchetta Copy Share Image
Normal people, fear the day their parents die. Screwed up people, fear that their parents are going to live forever. Showing up… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
Farrakhan got everybody together for the Million Man March and everything. But Farrakhan don't like the Jews. Which is bugged. I get… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Dead people never seem to address the obvious - the things you'd think they'd be bursting to talk about, and the things… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
When you're missing your two front teeth, that's honesty. That is a door to your oral history. You're not covering anything up.… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
The status quo is a product of our culture or our culture is a product of the status quo - I'm sure… — Ray Anderson Copy Share Image
The computer beeped as the upload completed. A moment later, Ian Kabra appeared on the screen. Dan was surprised. "Hey, Ian, isn't… — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
Cancer's like the ultimate excuse. Who's gonna say, 'Oh, no, you have to show up for this one?' 'Hey, I got cancer.… — Melissa Etheridge Copy Share Image
Billy: So good... Hey, this is weird. I ordered one frozen yogurt and they gave me two. You don't happen to like… — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
When you see a blonde with great tits and a great ass, you say to yourself, 'Hey, she must be stupid or… — Arnold Schwarzenegger Copy Share Image
I hate to blow the mystique, but at the time we really liked bubblegum music, and we really liked the Bay City… — Joey Ramone Copy Share Image
The Scripture says that God blesses where men walk in unity, so we just thought it's good for us to come together… — Joel Osteen Copy Share Image
The best compliment I ever had is, one day I was in Nashville, some disc jockey said, Hey, that sounds like a… — Tom T. Hall Copy Share Image
My cat, Ethel, is an indoor cat but somehow she's sneakin' out at night. 'Cause the other morning I found a stamp… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
All New Years is to me is for taking down your dumb Christmas decorations. People who put up Christmas decorations, all they're… — Rich Vos Copy Share Image
Sometimes my body wakes me up and says 'Hey, you haven't had pain in a while. How about pain?' And sometimes I… — Mattie Stepanek Copy Share Image
Hey, look — Harry’s got a Weasley sweater, too!” Fred and George were wearing blue sweaters, one with a large yellow F… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I tried something when my career was really struggling: reaching out to people, to filmmakers I wanted to work with. I genuinely… — Josh Lucas Copy Share Image
This bugs me the worst. That's when the husband thinks that the wife knows where everything is, huh? Like they think the… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I?m much bigger in Britain than I am there. I'm well-known, but my name's That Guy in America. . . . People… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled his boat into the dock, I lifted… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
You and I can be busy, and we take a vacation from work. You can't take a break from being poor. You… — Sendhil Mullainathan Copy Share Image
I knew I had to write a good screenplay to be taken seriously, and I knew I needed to present Mississippi on… — Tate Taylor Copy Share Image
If e-mail had been around before the telephone was invented, people would have said, 'Hey, forget e-mail! With this new telephone invention… — Thomas Friedman Copy Share Image
I'm pretty fit, naturally. I do moderate exercise, and I try to eat pretty well and I think it has an effect… — Mel Gibson Copy Share Image
Comic artists have always been part of my social circle. I just like hanging out with artists, and I always see them… — Mark Millar Copy Share Image
By the way, my name's Rose Hathaway. I'm seventeen years old, training to protect and kill vampires, in love with a completely… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
Yeah, I am in love. I'm definitely in love. She picked me up in a bar, actually. She walked by and just… — Darren McMullen Copy Share Image
It was a woman who drove me to drink. Come to think of it, I never did hang around to thank her… — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
Hey, do you wanna go out for..." His words melted with a sigh when he noticed Tod, but then he rallied with… — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
Paul never developed a negative attitude. He picked his bloody body up out of the dirt and went back into the city… — John Hagee Copy Share Image
