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It can be really weird to say, 'Hey man, let's make a record and start with this horrible zither sound.' But I… — Daniel Lopatin Copy Share Image
You know, radio DJ's must really love to talk to theirselves. Especially when they have the graveyard shift. 'Hey this is Ellen… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Hey, if you decided to tear up the town, you can always use the leftover bread from my breakfast in place of… — Jennifer Rardin Copy Share Image
Then someone started pounding on the door. And not a little "Hey, what's up?" pound. Like there was a big sale on… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Hey. Not sure what’s going on-gonna go find out. Be careful and don’t do anything stupid. Don’t come after me-your better on… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
I think outdoors has been my second home. My parents wouldn't be like, "Go and do a puzzle," they'd be like, "Hey,… — Serinda Swan Copy Share Image
When you turn on the news, they don't say, "Hey, 2 Million kids went to school safely today...40,000 flights took place without… — Richard Patrick Copy Share Image
Jewish people, we don't believe in Hell or a future place to suffer. We're suffering right now. Every one of our holidays… — Andy Kindler Copy Share Image
So we went to Atari and said, 'Hey, we've got this amazing thing, even built with some of your parts, and what… — Steve Jobs Copy Share Image
If you take guns away from legal gun owners then the only people who would have guns would be the bad guys.… — Bruce Willis Copy Share Image
In fact, one of the funny stories from that set [of Hail, Caesar!] is we were shooting my scene, and around lunchtime,… — David Krumholtz Copy Share Image
I'm not the guy who will sit in a room with somebody who's using a bunch of big words and just act… — Mark Wahlberg Copy Share Image
Stevie Wonder used to come the ball games and they would have a guy sitting with him. And the guy would be… — Darryl Dawkins Copy Share Image
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I want to be the bridge. I embrace it. I don't mind being a leader. I don't mind opening the doors. I… — LeCrae Copy Share Image
We accumulate pain, collect it. ... We display it, stack it up into a pile, then we stack it up into a… — Marlena De Blasi Copy Share Image
Every time you come in from cheating on someone, they'll just whip out the most adorable term of endearment. Like, they'll wake… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
I think I've been incredibly raw my whole career. A lot of people spend a lot of time trying to look cool… — Ryan Adams Copy Share Image
It's hard to bury your head in Los Angeles. People come up to you and say, 'Hey, I saw your picture on… — Chelsea Peretti Copy Share Image
Growing up, my father was a financial analyst for an oil company. He was just a regular dad. And when I would… — Eric McCormack Copy Share Image
Sometimes I stand in store windows and pretend to be a mannequin. People are like 'hey, that mannequin looks alot like thom… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
My kids, they'll see stuff on TV and tell me "hey you were in it." They're living their own lives, but it's… — Omar Epps Copy Share Image
You're lookin' so good in what's left of those blue jeans Drip of honey on the money maker gotta be The best… — Luke Bryan Copy Share Image
[T]hey stretch you on a table. Then they bid you close your eyelids, And they mask you with a napkin, And the… — William Ernest Henley Copy Share Image
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It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
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Hey, do you wanna go out for..." His words melted with a sigh when he noticed Tod, but then he rallied with… — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
Paul never developed a negative attitude. He picked his bloody body up out of the dirt and went back into the city… — John Hagee Copy Share Image
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It was a woman who drove me to drink. Come to think of it, I never did hang around to thank her… — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
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