Acting is a cruel enough business. One minute everyone's going 'Hey!' and the next they're going 'Who?'. You certainly don't need people… — Jack Davenport Copy Share Image
Man went into a bar, he only had one arm. Guy sitting next to him said 'Hey, you've got your sleeve in… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
So instead she settled on, "Did my father put you up to this?" Hale exhaled a quick laugh and shook his head.… — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
That's why when I send a postcard I quiz people. "Hey, did you get that postcard?" "Yeah, yeah yeah." "Well what'd I… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I was at a bar, and this guy bumped into me, and he did not apologize, and he said, "Move!" I thought… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Hey." Tod squeezed my hand to draw me out of my thoughts. "I think death looks good on you. — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
The kids look at me, 'Ah, you're my hero.' I want to teach those kids. 'Hey listen, God is my hero. He… — Albert Pujols Copy Share Image
The New York Times and The Guardian came out and said, "Hey, clemency for Snowden." But for me, the key - and… — Edward Snowden Copy Share Image
Religion is there to say, 'Hey, you don't have to worry - there's an afterlife.' — Peter Greenaway Copy Share Image
Kids don't say, "Wait." They say, "Wait up, hey wait up!" Because when you're little, your life is up. The future is… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
Comedians work great as actors because they're good under pressure. With a lot of actors, you have to make them feel like… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
Hey, little dolly with the blue jeans on, I want to ramrod with you, honey, 'til half past dawn. — Bruce Springsteen Copy Share Image
Hey, I'm a good software engineer, but I'm not exactly known for my fashion sense. White socks and sandals don't translate to… — Linus Torvalds Copy Share Image
Hey!” I said, indignation filling me. “I’m immortal! Doesn’t that mean I won’t get saggy boobs and gray hair? Because if it… — Katie MacAlister Copy Share Image
If you can have a couple of tight friends that you can tell things to, that you can say, 'Hey, this is… — Jon Foreman Copy Share Image
Every time I see a bluebird, I say, well, hey, all this hard work is all worth while. — Bill Vaughan Copy Share Image
As artists and creative people it's such an important time to be expressive and be empowering and supportive of people. It is… — Bethany Cosentino Copy Share Image
Hey, Amy, did you ever want to, like, get on the conveyor belt and see what happened? Like,'Hey don't mind me, I'm… — Peter Lerangis Copy Share Image
I made jokes about kissing Murphy Brown. But if that's what cost me my job, my wife will probably say, "Hey asshole,… — Bebe Neuwirth Copy Share Image
At the Grammys, you walk down the halls and everyone's got five security guards. You can't talk to anybody. You always feel… — Dave Haywood Copy Share Image
I'm proud of most of the stuff I've put out and I hope my kids will look at it long after I'm… — Doc Brown Copy Share Image
Dumb luck brought on the move from business to acting. I had moved to New York when I was 23, in the… — Teddy Sears Copy Share Image
Tiny gold sparks flared in his irises. "You're in my rooms in my bathtub naked and you're still mouthing off." Did he… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
