I had one job that was kind of cop-like. One summer I did security at a miniature golf course. Just standing out… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
When I get home and people ask me,'Hey, Hoot, why do you do it, man? What are you? Some kind of war… — Black Hawk Copy Share Image
Look, Mrs. McGillicuddy, it's not my fault your son jumped out a dorm room window on Christmas eve. I've written over fifty… — Eric Foner Copy Share Image
Good morning, daddy! Ain't you heard The boogie-woogie rumble Of a dream deferred? Listen closely: You'll hear their feet Beating out and… — Langston Hughes Copy Share Image
Medicaid is one of the rare times where Democratic governors are saying, "Hey, states' rights." We don't want the federal government coming… — John Hickenlooper Copy Share Image
Power and those in control concede nothing ... without a demand. Hey never have and never will... Each and every one of… — Frederick Douglass Copy Share Image
Everything can be brought to the extreme. Food is good, overeating is bad. Possessions are good, hoarding is bad. Guilt is good,… — Lino Rulli Copy Share Image
I was a dog in a past life. Really. I'll be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of… — William H. Macy Copy Share Image
I love being. There's so much wisdom in it. You wake up in the morning and you think, Hey, isn't it great… — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
Sam Phillips responded most to a song of mine called, "Hey Porter," which was on the first record. — Johnny Cash Copy Share Image
A whole big, giant world full of men. Men with blue eyes. Brown eyes. Green eyes. And indescribable shades in between. Tall… — Ellen Hopkins Copy Share Image
Hey, Geekoid!" yelled Duncan Dougal, "Why do you read so much? Don't you know how to watch TV? — Bruce Coville Copy Share Image
Hey, you know who I feel bad for? Arab-Americans who truly want to get into crop dusting. — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
I've always been the locker-room jokester, the fun guy, the guy who keeps it loose and easy. But also, on Sundays, the… — Michael Strahan Copy Share Image
Eight years ago, I was a waiter, and I didn't have a pot to piss in. And now...? It's like I said… — Nick Frost Copy Share Image
Hey fellas! This is what you work all off season for. This is why you lift all them weights! This is why… — Bill Parcells Copy Share Image
I love sitting down with my friends at dinner and actually telling them a story, as opposed to going, "Hey, did you… — Tyler Hoechlin Copy Share Image
A string of successes can kill you if they make you think, 'Hey, I'm smart; I can't make any mistakes'. — Harvey Mackay Copy Share Image
Hey, we've all been to high school We've seen the in-crowds. Most of us have been in the outer crowds, the people… — Bobby Vinton Copy Share Image
Hey. What is it that famous person said? 'It'll all work out in the end, and if it doesn't, that means it's… — Lauren Myracle Copy Share Image
My breast cancer was caught very early thanks to my doctor a wonderful woman named Elsie Giogi, who just recently passed away… — Kate Jackson Copy Share Image
When I left the secretary of state office, I had a 69% approval rating. Once I start running for office and all… — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
