I just think everyone knows you go on those [political satire] shows if you're a politician to, "humanize yourself" - to show,… — Harry Shearer Copy Share Image
I'm so hungry, comrade! It has been days since we ate those two raccoons!' 'I know comrade. I'm even beginning to wish… — Jeff Smith Copy Share Image
Well, you know, my name is Ced and I kinda consider myself an entertainer. Hey that ain't bad yeah, Cedric the Entertainer. — Cedric The Entertainer Copy Share Image
I need to make an okay living. The people who work for us need to. But after you make a comfortable living,… — Craig Newmark Copy Share Image
Catcalling is pretty much never going to work. Like anytime a guy's like, "Hey girl! Can we friends?" It's like, I don't… — Carly Aquilino Copy Share Image
The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe. But the stupid man will just lay… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I'm Allergic to grass. Hey, it could be worse. I could be allergic to beer. — Greg Norman Copy Share Image
The only thing that bothers me is if I'm in a restaurant and I'm eating and someone says, 'Hey, mind if I… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
It was a long time ago, we were in the office, and we had finished work exhausted. A friend of a friend… — Giorgio Armani Copy Share Image
The good Lord is amazing; He opens up doors. I was close to abandoning the dream, and He was like, 'Hey, slow… — David Nail Copy Share Image
Hey birthers, wanna hear my theory? My theory was that Obama was born in America and you were born with the umbilical… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I played soccer growing up, and then high school came along and the football coach came out one day and was like,… — Kyle Brindza Copy Share Image
Hey, no offense, but do you mind if you put both your palms where I can see ’em? — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
The reality is that every movie is a new business. Nobody says, 'Hey, let's go down to the Pantages Theater, I hear… — Peter Guber Copy Share Image
And if you decide not to read anymore, hey, no problem, because you're not the one I was waiting for anyway. But… — Ruth Ozeki Copy Share Image
I married a woman who loves to camp, and I am what you would call "indoorsy"... My wife always brings up, "Camping's… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I totally understand the promotional aspect of our show and the business end of it. We're putting something out there that we're… — Angie Harmon Copy Share Image
That,' he said, with almost religious fever, 'was the coolest thing you have ever done. In fact, that may have been the… — Mira Grant Copy Share Image
My family got all over me because they said Bush is only for the rich people. Then I reminded them, 'Hey, I'm… — Charles Barkley Copy Share Image
At the time of starting this band I was listening to tons of death metal. However, the bands that made me want… — Mitch Lucker Copy Share Image
Whatever your pleasure, I can facilitate. You need weed, you need meth - hey, you need Prozac, I'm your man. I know… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Valkyrie dialed Skulduggery's number and he picked up. 'Hey,' she said, 'It's me.' Skulduggery paused. 'No it's not. If it were me,… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Like all the other arrivals to the tournament, Hank had erected a banner in front. It was a long, tapering pennant with… — James A. Owen Copy Share Image
Hey now, you're an all star, get your game on go, ...Only shooting stars break the mold. — Greg Camp Copy Share Image
