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When I turned 50, I looked in the mirror and I thought: "Hey, this isn't the dress rehearsal, this is life and… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
When you blame yourself, you learn from it. If you blame someone else, you don't learn nothing, cause hey, it's not your… — Joe Strummer Copy Share Image
[T]hey stretch you on a table. Then they bid you close your eyelids, And they mask you with a napkin, And the… — William Ernest Henley Copy Share Image
When I encountered "The Lady of Shallot" (to take a "for instance" allusion from the many in the book, this one from… — Laura Mullen Copy Share Image
It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
There’s a passage that I love in Romans 1. … [I]t talks about homosexuality and it says that they will receive in… — David Barton Copy Share Image
One of the things that's troubling is that people see Natalie Portman or some other Hollywood starlet who boasts of, hey look,… — Anna Holmes Copy Share Image
In my divorce, I stood up and said to my ex-wife, 'Hey, I messed up. This had nothing to do with you.… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I'm half-Mexican - get used to it 'cause in about five to 10 years, you're all gonna be related to one. Whether… — Al Madrigal Copy Share Image
I like video games, but they are very violent. I want to create a video game in which you have to help… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I remembered... It was the colour of your hair. Farewell...Erza. ~I'm Jellal Fernandez. What about you, Erza?(I'm Erza. Just Erza.) Well, that's… — Hiro Mashima Copy Share Image
Stevie Wonder used to come the ball games and they would have a guy sitting with him. And the guy would be… — Darryl Dawkins Copy Share Image
I want to be the bridge. I embrace it. I don't mind being a leader. I don't mind opening the doors. I… — LeCrae Copy Share Image
And hey, it's okay to laugh at yourself sometimes, I do dumb things all the time (haha). But when it get's too… — Christina Grimmie Copy Share Image
Life is sacred? Who said so, God? Hey, if you read history you'll realize that God is one of the leading causes… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
My kids, they'll see stuff on TV and tell me "hey you were in it." They're living their own lives, but it's… — Omar Epps Copy Share Image
You're lookin' so good in what's left of those blue jeans Drip of honey on the money maker gotta be The best… — Luke Bryan Copy Share Image
Nobody wants to sit where I'm sitting and say, 'Hey, this is the reality. I did two movies, six guest-star spots and… — Beth Broderick Copy Share Image
Little Life Lesson 51: When selecting a member of a group to put on the Endangered Species List, it’s probably best not… — Michele Jaffe Copy Share Image
I was going to tape some records onto a cassette, but I got the wires backwards. I erased the all of the… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Why have I been chosen to deliver the message of female intelligence and its divinity to a deaf world of males? I… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I showed everyone the medal and they said, 'Ooh, I can't believe how heavy it is,' Sometimes they were more interested in… — Sarah Hughes Copy Share Image
Nobody ever says, 'Hey daddy, thanks for knockin' out this rent.' 'Hey daddy, I sure love this hot water.' 'Hey daddy, it's… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe. But the stupid man will just lay… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
When I go back to family reunions everybody goes, 'Hey cousin! Hey Auntie!' And I'm like, 'Okay I don't know you, I… — Sherri Shepherd Copy Share Image
By shrewdly linking procreation to an act likely to make you stupid with excitement, God has seen to it that Life does… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
Murphy hung up and I said, to the still-open line, "Hey, if you've got someone watching my place, could you call the… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Regarding social media, I really don't understand what appears to be the general population's lack of concern over privacy issues in publicizing… — Axl Rose Copy Share Image
I had a dream that my dad passed away and that Jesus came into the room and he was basically knocking on… — Russell Wilson Copy Share Image
It's so funny because if you tweet your lyrics and then you hear it in a song next week, you're like, 'Hey… — Ester Dean Copy Share Image
Hey, look your girlfriend is saying something. Artemis had a vast mental reserve of scathing comebacks at his disposal, but none of… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Hey can mean anything. It can mean yes, it can mean maybe, it could mean no, it could mean next week. Hey,… — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
I'm interested in things when I don't know what they are. Like "Hey, Ray, what the hell is this?" Oh, that's lipstick… — Tom Waits Copy Share Image
It was just us lampooning our own peer group, saying, well hey, where did this stuff come from? And where does British… — Neil Innes Copy Share Image
I saw that Donald Trump is selling his penthouse suite at the Trump Park Avenue building here in New York City for… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
John Kerry said today he wants to debate President Bush once a month. Hey good luck, if Bush couldn't make it to… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
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