Afraid Quote by Joe Arpaio

Me on the 'Jay Leno Show?' I'd have never thought.

— Jason Taylor

I've been on 'Jay Leno,' and everyone likes Jay, but being on that show is a really boring afternoon. I sincerely like Jay, but…

— Henry Rollins

It's really hard to watch Leno. I set his chair on fire.

— Bobcat Goldthwait

If we're talking fantasy, I would love to host a late night talk show... More Fallon than Leno. Those guys always seem like they're…

— Aaron Sanchez

Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one.

— Jimmy Fallon

I've been on Letterman a couple of times. I've been on Leno more than a couple times, and now Letterman hates me because I've…

— Mitt Romney

I've met Jon Glaser who has a show on Adult Swim call Delocated and he's the main writer we hired for the show. That's…

— Joe Buck

The only reason I'm ever in character as 'Larry The Cable Guy' is because that's what I'm hired to do. In my movies, obviously…

— Larry the Cable Guy

Prior to the 'Chappelle's Show,' you know, no one would even listen to me, in the frame of, 'Oh, he is trying to be…

— Charlie Murphy

I'm so excited. Jay Leno is on the show tonight. He brought some really funny jokes and some great stories. Although I'm a little…

— Jimmy Fallon

I work with some of the funniest writers in the country.

— Kate McKinnon

NBC's priorities are Jimmy Fallon and Jay Leno, and then there's me.

— Carson Daly