Crazy Quote by Joss Whedon

Hey, this is weird. I ordered one frozen yogurt and they gave me two. You don’t happen to like frozen yogurt do you? I…

— Joss Whedon

“People do what they’re supposed to do and then wait for you to pile on the appreciation—they’re like frozen-yogurt employees who put out cups…

— Gillian Flynn

“Frozen yogurt is tastier than ice cream; nobody is too old for cartoons; bald men are sexy; chocolate is the best medicine; BIG books…

— Richelle E. Goodrich

My mother used to make the most amazing yogurt.

— Hamdi Ulukaya

“Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.”

— Scott Adams

Billy squinted at me. "Why are you letting them go?" "Because they're real." "How do you know?" "The one I was holding crapped on…

— Jim Butcher

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'

— Mitch Hedberg

“The ball of iced cream was nestled in a crystal dish. A pale orange in hue, it was studded with bright green pistachio kernels…

— Laura Shepherd-Robinson

“I’m hungry but I won’t order 18 tubs of ketchup and a spoon. No, I’ll order it because I’m thirsty, and I’ll ask for…

— Jarod Kintz

“Homemade fudge sauce. Her favorite. She stuck her finger in it and sucked the chocolate off. "There's ice cream in the freezer. YOLO-gurt, right?”

— Amy E. Reichert

Once when I was making a picture in Hollywood, one of the directors who was a health addict was always trying to got me…

— Joey Heatherton

“By his own choice, he had so little contact with the outside world that he frequently considered the commonplace to be bizarre: an automatic-teller…

— Donna Tartt