Christmas Quote by Rich Vos

Celebrating the Jewish New Year is like celebrating the regular New Year except we blow into a ram's horn and have the exact opposite…

— Anonymous

What you do for Jewish New Year is you go down to Times Square ... It's a lot quieter than the regular New Year.…

— Jon Stewart

My resolution this Jewish New Year is to try and care that it's the Jewish New Year.

— Anonymous

I am Jewish, but I love Christmas, as most Jews with any taste do, because Hanukkah is lame.

— Billy Eichner

Happy Jewish New Year to all my friends. We pray for the peace of Jerusalem.

— Anonymous

You are not practicing Judaism if you celebrate Christmas.

— Elliott Abrams

Have a good whatever Jewish holiday it is.

— Anonymous

Everyone thinks I'm Jewish. I'm not. Last year I got a call: "Happy Hanukkah." I said "Ma, I'm not Jewish."

— Joy Behar

I'm Jewish and my wife isn't so right now we're literally decorating a Christmas tree with Jewish stars draped around it.

— Max Greenfield

Every year during their High Holy Days, the Jewish community reminds us all of our need for repentance and forgiveness.

— Billy Graham

I never claimed to be Jewish. I said I was 'Jew-ish.'

— George Santos

I am not a Jew for Jesus but I am definitely a Jew for Christmas. Christmas is one of the best things you Christians…

— David Brooks