I feel like my life has always been the 'Hey Look at Me Show.' I'm not apologetic about that. — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
People are like, Hey, Jeff, lemme tell you... I'm like, Hold on, let me get a pen and a piece of paper. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Books seem a little old-fashioned, but hey, I can do old-fashioned if it's good. — Tim Tharp Copy Share Image
Sam Phillips responded most to a song of mine called, "Hey Porter," which was on the first record. — Johnny Cash Copy Share Image
Hey everybody, this is Rob Halford from Fight wishing you all a crazy heavy metal Christmas and an insane, wild manic New… — Rob Halford Copy Share Image
I think Bush came back because Colin Powell was there. Hey, I'm the brigadier general, baby. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
When a street musician lowered his violin to inquire, 'Hey lovely, what you got there?' she said, 'Musicians who ask questions,' and… — Laini Taylor Copy Share Image
I don't necessarily not believe in ghosts, but I've never seen a ghost. A ghost has never jumped out and been like,… — Sara Paxton Copy Share Image
Very neat for a boy; always cleaned up his mess, no matter where he got it on me. He's Hispanic, so he's… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
As a rule, I try to avoid the French Quarter because of the crowds, especially Bourbon Street. But hey, some people love… — Bryan Batt Copy Share Image
As an experience, as a listener, for me, I miss the record store. I miss going in and knowing the guy at… — Amos Lee Copy Share Image
If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
The kids look at me, 'Ah, you're my hero.' I want to teach those kids. 'Hey listen, God is my hero. He… — Albert Pujols Copy Share Image
It's one thing to sit back and say, 'Hey let's play a club, that will be great,' but then you get there… — Trent Reznor Copy Share Image
Hahahaha me and my grandpa are crazy lol funn story so we were on a trip and I seen him flexing in… — James Copy Share Image
Before 'Twilight,' occasionally I would get the 'Hey are you that girl from that movie?' but no one knew my first and… — Nikki Reed Copy Share Image
I also know that I have represented for us a certain kind of journalist and for me over the years when an… — Ed Gordon Copy Share Image
I was already devouring literature and I was the ripe old age of 15 when I decided to be an actor. I… — Chiwetel Ejiofor Copy Share Image
Does everybody have their WWJD bracelets on? 'Cause I was wearing my bracelet recently, and I was in the movie theater, and… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
Everything we think we know is really only perceived by our senses,' he explains patiently. 'The sounds we hear are just waves… — Wendy Mass Copy Share Image
Hey Atticus, do me a quick favour before we go? its easy. Sure. What is it? Hold Granuailes staff for just a… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
Actually, when I saw it in USA Today, I just, Candace Parker was, we were warming up in practice and she was… — Pat Summitt Copy Share Image
People used to ask me, 'What do you reckon you'll be doing when you're 40?', and I told 'em 'rocking out and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whenever Percy stopped by to see [Annabeth], she was so lost in thought that the conversation went something like this: Percy: 'Hey,… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I smoke a blunt once every blue moon. But hey, the moon looks kinda blue tonight... — Randy Moss Copy Share Image
When you put yourself out into the world and say, 'Hey, look at me,' you're going to get criticized. — Pauly Shore Copy Share Image
A man in the crowd asks: Hey Rodney, how'd you get started? Rodney: I was 12 years old, alone in my room,… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the other half end… — Richard Jeni Copy Share Image
I don't pretend to have all the answers. I don't pretend to even know what the questions are. Hey, where am I? — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I doubt anybody gets taken seriously for very long. I'll be on some reality show in about six years going, Hey, I… — George Clooney Copy Share Image
You can do anything in the world if you say "Hey man, don't blame me, the devil made me do it. It's… — Ice Cube Copy Share Image
Oh, hey, maybe I should have mentioned that my friends are retarded douchebags. — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
I look good. I mean, really good. Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look! — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
There are positive and negative thoughts. And, hey, it doesn't cost you a cent more to think positively . — Angelo Dundee Copy Share Image
A lot of people say, 'Hey, God doesn't have a sense of humor.' Yes, He does. God has a great sense of… — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
Unix is like a toll road on which you have to stop every 50 feet to pay another nickel. But hey! You… — Larry Wall Copy Share Image
Hey, Jamie,' said Seb. 'Want a lift?' 'Hey, Seb,' Jamie responded without missing a beat 'Drop dead. — Sarah Rees Brennan Copy Share Image
If anybody felt worse than I did, it was Amos. I had just enough magic to turn myself into a falcon and… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Hey man, can you talk to dolphins and pilot whales with that huge forehead of yours? — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
I'll walk up to a woman, I'll say the first thing that comes to mind: 'Hey, you hungry?' — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image