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I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.' — Larry David Copy Share Image
Hey, if something is making you feel good, and it's not hurting anyone else, does it really matter if others believe? — Jenna Morasca Copy Share Image
Hey, White, you know where your loyalties are? Right here. The old pinstripes. No! You never wore them... So you have a… — Phil Rizzuto Copy Share Image
Climate change is a real deal. So, hey deniers - cut it out, and let's get to work. — Bill Nye Copy Share Image
I've heard, 'May the Force be with you' about as many times as, 'Hey, how you doing?' — Freddie Prinze, Jr Copy Share Image
An established film director can just pick up the phone and say to a star, 'Hey, are you interested in doing a… — Tony Scott Copy Share Image
Hey, I'm a good software engineer, but I'm not exactly known for my fashion sense. White socks and sandals don't translate to… — Linus Torvalds Copy Share Image
The metric system was designed to get people to enter charity runs.Do you think you would go run a 3.1 mile race?… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
I don't think songs have to be like these super-#1-smash-hit-sounding songs, because I think it's more important that it's like, 'Hey! This… — David Archuleta Copy Share Image
In the early years, I found a voice that was my voice and also partly my father's voice. But isn't that what… — Bruce Springsteen Copy Share Image
I think it can be fun to be single and date-like when you don't want a relationship. Or when you've just gotten… — Breckin Meyer Copy Share Image
And if you decide not to read anymore, hey, no problem, because you're not the one I was waiting for anyway. But… — Ruth Ozeki Copy Share Image
Herman Cain answered the Wall Street protesters, and he had a message for these protesters. He said, 'If you don't have a… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I actually had a really nice guitar as a teenager. I took jazz guitar, so my mom bought me this probably $1,600… — Mac DeMarco Copy Share Image
I disagree with a lot of things, but hey, what a person does is between them and their maker. I can disagree… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
If I lived in the Wild West days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
If your dad is anything like mine, then you have no clue what to buy him for Father's Day. The only Father's… — Michael Showalter Copy Share Image
I looked back at the previous 10 years and realized I had spent 10 years trying to convince kids to behave Christianly… — Phil Vischer Copy Share Image
Look at Satan. Created as an angel, grows up to be the Great Adversary. Hey, if you’re going to go on about… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I paused for a light at Hamilton and TWlfth and noticed the Nissan was running rough at idle. Two blocks later it… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
When I'm on stage, I'm not me playing me. I'm somebody else doing me. I could never go on stage and be… — Mike Tyson Copy Share Image
I always thought that the fastest way for me to get ahead and get noticed and to do well was to make… — Nick Swardson Copy Share Image
I've had sex before with the belt on. That was back in the Ricco Rodriguez days. The night I won the belt… — Tim Sylvia Copy Share Image
Graves: It’s going to snow. Dru Anderson: Thanks for the warning. Graves: Hey, no problem. First one’s free. — Lilith Saintcrow Copy Share Image
Hey Joe, where you going with that gun in your hand? I'm going out to find my woman, caught her messing around… — Jimi Hendrix Copy Share Image
You just walk over there and into the office and say, 'Hey, be my prom date,'" he said. "It's that simple. — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
I'm not the worlds biggest remake guy, meaning finding titles and saying, "Hey it's got some brand awareness, let's just make a… — Thomas Tull Copy Share Image
Hey, I'm just trying to become the Michael Caine/Gene Hackman of my generation. — John C. Reilly Copy Share Image
I spent so many years with people saying, 'Hey, you're like America's boyfriend! — Luke Wilson Copy Share Image
When you're nearing 35, going, 'Hey Dad, I can't make these payments,' just isn't cool. — Eleanor Mondale Copy Share Image
Hey, we just enjoy it. I think we think we're getting the hang of this thing, you know? — Keith Richards Copy Share Image
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Hey, I'm a former union president myself and also an attorney that represented a lot of unions. — Stephen F. Lynch Copy Share Image
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Short boots are cool, in my humble opinion. They say, 'Hey! Winter is over, but summer hasn't yet arrived - so enjoy… — Rachel Nichols Copy Share Image
Hey I think the urban meyer rule is in effect right now, When the going gets tough..QUIT. — Maurice Jones-Drew Copy Share Image
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