Money is the only substance which can keep a cold world from nicknaming a citizen Hey, you — Wilson Mizner Copy Share Image
Hey show some respect. They’re real people with names. Carla and Krissy” He frowned. “Or was it Missy? — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
I was a dog in a past life. Really. I'll be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of… — William H. Macy Copy Share Image
They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a… — Rick Majerus Copy Share Image
I'm proud of most of the stuff I've put out and I hope my kids will look at it long after I'm… — Doc Brown Copy Share Image
People come up to me in bars and on street corners and they say to me, 'Hey, Paulsen, have you got any… — Pat Paulsen Copy Share Image
And Daniel?" She asked. "Daniel was a player-" "Hey!" "That's what they called the actors." Bill rolled his eyes. — Lauren Kate Copy Share Image
If you want to be a quarterback in this league or Pee-Wee, you've got to believe, 'Hey, I'm the guy.' — Nick Foles Copy Share Image
I spent five years, at least, working with Miles. Together, we recorded ESP, Nefertiti, Sorcerer -- and I can tell you; each… — Herbie Hancock Copy Share Image
For a long time networks just wanted to buy imitations of other shows - i.e. Curb (the Enthusiasm or the Office). The… — B. J. Porter Copy Share Image
I knew I was different when I was about six years of age but I just knew that I wasn't like everybody… — James McGreevey Copy Share Image
Hey Pudge," the Colonel said. "What do you think of a truce?" "It reminds me of when the Germans demanded that the… — John Green Copy Share Image
I want to share some insight into why someone would want to be a SEAL. A lot of us faced obstacles growing… — Howard E. Wasdin Copy Share Image
I have an important message to deliver to all the cute people all over the world. If you're out there and you're… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
The art was just a way of hooking people in, saying: "Hey, maybe there's something cool about the tenant meeting. If the… — Eric Drooker Copy Share Image
Oh, you need Alan to betray Nick and then you'll steal Nick's powers and kill them both," said Mae. "Great idea. Hey,… — Sarah Rees Brennan Copy Share Image
I started as a drummer, so I sort of took on singing duties by default. I had sung backgrounds and some lead… — Chris Cornell Copy Share Image
I have tried to emphasize to people that, hey, just like President Obama was a really good president, and the fact that… — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
What America is, to me, is a guy doesn't want to buy, you let him not buy, you respect his not buying.… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
I'm so sorry," I whisper. I lean forward and kiss him. His eyelashes flutter and he looks at me through a haze… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
And that brings us to tonight's word: Truthiness. Now I'm sure some of the word-police, the 'wordanistas' over at Websters, are gonna… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
I live in Los Angeles. It's a very liberal city, but it's so hypocritical in what it's liberal about. You can be… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
I don't think about the reader in any conscious way that impacts the writing, as far as, Hey, most readers would like… — John Brandon Copy Share Image
...this is my dilemma. I'm a guy who makes things up as I go along, so nothing is ever finished - there… — Sonny Rollins Copy Share Image
I love being. There's so much wisdom in it. You wake up in the morning and you think, Hey, isn't it great… — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
Hey, girls, you're beautiful. Don't look at those stupid magazines with sticklike models. Eat healthy and exercise. — Gerard Way Copy Share Image
Show a little faith there is magic in the night. You ain't a beauty, but hey you're alright, and that's alright with… — Bruce Springsteen Copy Share Image
I made jokes about kissing Murphy Brown. But if that's what cost me my job, my wife will probably say, "Hey asshole,… — Bebe Neuwirth Copy Share Image
Man went into a bar, he only had one arm. Guy sitting next to him said 'Hey, you've got your sleeve in… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
If you help manufacture an enemy that's really evil, you can point to the fact that it's really evil, and say, "Hey,… — John Cusack Copy Share Image
Hey G-Town Gal: turn your underwear inside out! Then u only have to do laundry every 2 weeks—saves on detergent & trips… — Patricia Heaton Copy Share Image
Hey, Cunningham - Andy Warhol called. You're at 14:55 and we're tickin' big-time here, Chachi. — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
It was that famous joke: What's the last thing the drummer said before he got kicked out of the band? 'Hey, I… — Dave Grohl Copy Share Image
I can be strong for everybody except myself. I can tell somebody, 'Hey, keep it together', but I can't take my own… — Angie Stone Copy Share Image
You make yourself broad. You make yourself appealing. 'Hey, y'all, I'm cool with everybody.' That's my message. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
If you're straight, if you're gay - hey, if you're a horse - and I appeal to you, great! — Darren Hayes Copy Share Image
You know you have a gambling problem when it's 4 A.M. at the Mirage Sports Book and you're walking around going, 'Hey… — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
The only thing that bothers me is if I'm in a restaurant and I'm eating and someone says, 'Hey, mind if I… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
One time, hey, in high school this girl told me, hey, its not you, its me.. Ofcourse its you, you dang HEFFER! — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
Hey, I didn't make a big deal out of Hotel California. The 18 million people that bought it did. — Glenn Frey Copy Share Image