Arms Quote by Tommy Cooper

“The hell with my arm. You lose an arm you lose an arm. There's worse things than lose an arm. You've got two arms…

— Ernest Hemingway

“Hands in my pocket, I leave The bar, and ask: To whose arms Will he come home tonight? In my room, the warm Lips…

— Ronald Baytan

Guy goes into a bar with a duck under his arm. Bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig?" Guy says, "This is a duck."…

— Rodney Dangerfield

“The bar was bursting with guys tonight—seriously, it was like Muscles R Us up in here, all filled-out chests and bulging arms with biceps…

— Cindi Madsen

A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know…

— Tommy Cooper

A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot. After he finishes,…

— Anonymous

A man walks into a bar, and he said OUCH, cause it was an iron bar.

— Tommy Cooper

“I wiped my jaw with a forearm, half imagining that I could still feel the product of the quickie out back of the bar.”

— Kaden Brown

“There is a metal bar with two small balls, one at the top and one on the underside, in the end of his penis,…

— Kristen Proby

“edge of the bar. In a blur, he snatched the man’s”

— Wayne Stinnett

“When I said I'd give my right arm to you, I didn't think you'd ask me for it, but you did. You said, Give…

— Rebecca Brown

“He was just entering the club ahead of me, a tall and rather emaciated man of about seventy, a little unsteady on his feet.…

— Nevil Shute