Bother Quote by Steve Martin

Do you mind if I don't smoke?

— Groucho Marx

I hate it when someone starts to tell me something, then says, 'Never Mind.'

— Anonymous

I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your f-kin' mouth.

— Bill Hicks

When there is nothing else to say, I go for a smoke

— Gustavo Cerati

People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them…well it's killing me!

— Wendy Liebman

When asked whether he minded if someone smoked in a non-smoking compartment. Certainly not if you don't object if I'm sick.

— Thomas Beecham

I hate when someone is about to tell you something but then says never mind.

— Anonymous

“I'm getting really paranoid,' I said. 'I keep thinking, any moment, I'm going to get done for something that I didn't even know was…

— Hwee Hwee Tan

If I'm alone in the car and I fart, I still laugh at it. It's the little things that keep us civilised.

— Dana Gould

I don't care if you smoke but when you start bragging about it like it's something to be proud of, that's when shit gets…

— Anonymous

I think it's so rude when I fart in public and not a single person is polite enough to tell me, God bless you.

— Nikhil Saluja

I try and keep an open mind to peoples paths. The only thing that annoys me is negative poopy people and they come from…

— Holly Golightly