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“You're not crazy. And yes, cow farts chase the fog away. The only problem is the smell.”

— L.R.W. Lee

“Farting, don't think, just fart.”

— John Cage

“When I’m cold and I fart, I always admonish myself saying, “Stop! Close the back door. You’re letting all the cold air in.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I know I’m sort of farting into the wind on this. But I hope you’ll fart along with me. I’ve always believed that it’s…

— Al Franken

“Listen: We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different!”

— Kurt Vonnegut

“I'm allowed to be afraid, I remind myself, taking a deep breath of the hot, stale hallway air. I'm just not allowed to run…

— Danielle Vega

“[the car] backfired a lot. Loud enough that when I drove in the wrong part of town and it let loose with a gas…

— Adrienne Wilder

“Yes, I'm paranoid — but am I paranoid enough?”

— David Foster Wallace

“I fart, you fart, he farts, she farts. Let’s not deny it, people. Farting is a regular, healthy, and hilarious part of life. Squeezing…

— Neil Pasricha

“Having a silent fart is like getting rid of shit in your life - Politely.”

— Bhawna Kak

“Don't be a little paranoid; worry about everything, or let it all go.”

— James Alan Gardner

“Paranoid is better than careless.”

— Lisa Renee Jones