Ifs Quote by Thomas Beecham

When some one ask if I smoke I simply say NOT CIGARETTE

— Anonymous

“whenever someone asks him why he smokes, he inevitably answers: “Because I like to cough.”

— Paul Auster

The only thing that bothers me is if I'm in a restaurant and I'm eating and someone says, 'Hey, mind if I smoke?' I…

— Steve Martin

My doctor asked me if I smoked, and I said only when I'm working, golfing, or drinking. Then I realized the only time I…

— Dennis Franz

So when he asked about getting high, I didn't think, I agreed. We smoked some good California green. Took three tries to put me…

— Ellen Hopkins

I understand that smoking is vaguely inappropriate in certain situations. You know, like an orphanage, cancer ward, whatever.

— Greg Proops

You don't smoke do you?" "No, why?" "They're afraid of fire." "Great, we're going to be eaten alive because neither of us smokes." I…

— Laurell K. Hamilton

A man of no conversation should smoke.

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

“It's a habit, and I'm just as uncomfortable if I don't read as if I don't smoke.”

— W. Somerset Maugham

I believe that I would not have smoked had I seen a label on a cigarette package or in a cigarette ad that said…

— Amanda Blake

Do you mind if I don't smoke?

— Groucho Marx

I asked a coughing friend of mine why he doesn't stop smoking. 'In this town it wouldn't do any good,' he explained. 'I happen…

— Robert Sylvester