Chains Quote by Robert Sylvester

“whenever someone asks him why he smokes, he inevitably answers: “Because I like to cough.”

— Paul Auster

aven, I have given up smoking again!... God! I feel fit. Homicidal, but fit. A different man. Irritable, moody, depressed, rude, nervy, perhaps; but…

— A. P. Herbert

Fake coughing in front of smokers just to make them feel guilty!

— Anonymous

Coughing in front of smokers to make them feel guilty.

— Ritu

I got this big fear of doing smoking jokes in my act and showing up five years from now goin' [puts mic to his…

— Bill Hicks

I had this one dear friend in college who was a chain smoker. His smoking habits led him to major health problems. That's the…

— Rithvik Dhanjani

“If you have a cough — dress warmly and do not smoke outside.”

— U.S.S.R. Communist Party

Smoke tell you choke, cough tell you get off

— The420kenny420

“the British humorist Sir A. P. Herbert nicely described the conflicting set of symptoms: “Thank heaven, I have given up smoking again!” he announced.…

— Roy F. Baumeister

I wish that person outside would stop coughing.

— Lee Konitz

“Do you mind if we leave here so I can chain smoke 'til I throw up so it will be easier to quit?”

— Robyn Peterman

My doctor told me I should get out of breath three times a week, so I took up smoking.

— Jo Brand