Band Quote by Dave Grohl

I told my dad 'Yeah, I’m going to be a drummer', and he said 'Well, if you can rub your stomach at the same…

— Tre Cool

I have this famous joke that I use: Why was God able to create Heaven and Earth in seven days and seven nights? Because…

— Brad D. Smith

“Be a drummer,’ everyone said. ‘You’ll get all the girls,’ everyone said. Everyone was wrong. Shoulda taken a fuckin’ shop class,” Jet sighed dramatically.”

— Layla Frost

People try to put ownership on things: 'That's mine, that's my joke.' No such thing. Like if you tripped or stumbled and people go,…

— Tommy Chong

A joke is not a thing but a process, a trick you play on the listener's mind. You start him off toward a plausible…

— Max Eastman

That's the Irish all over -- they treat a joke as a serious thing and a serious thing as a joke.

— Sean O'Casey

A joke's a very serious thing.

— Charles Churchill

When I was a kid and getting paid to stand in front of a camera. I used to spend a lot of my time…

— Sterling Hayden

A joke is a very serious thing.

— Winston Churchill

Great use they have, when in the hands Of one like me, who understands, Who understands the time and place, The person, manner, and…

— Charles Churchill

When you haven't got a job, a joke is about the only thing that's free.

— Simon Beaufoy

To women, drummers seem like these adorable, sexy Neanderthals, and lead singers seem mysterious and dangerous. So while the lead singers all want to…

— Dave Grohl